Are You Going to Your Work's Christmas 'Do'?

[Tesco in Disguise]

i've been roped into the xmas party at work. at first i said no cos i already spend more time with these people than i do my friends and family but ended up feeling so guilty today when senior management are so keen we all 'get along' and 'muck in' and 'show spirit'. but i know what'll happen - everyone will get wrecked (good) and start telling everyone else what they really think of each other (not good). oh well, they asked for it.

anyone here got any good stories from the ghosts of office christmas party past?

 

[Stinky Kat]

we get half days paid leavre to go. stupid not too

 

[BUTTERBALL]

Been already - great fun but sooo far away from Christmas though!

 

[Stinky Kat]

oh i ended up not making it home last year and throwing up in a mates flat which I crashed in, so this year no slammers, I also scared the girl in pay by shouting ALBION at her cause I thought it was clever, in fact it was very clever

 

[surrey jim]

Where's the option of 'Just going to get stupidly drunk, dont like the job or company but they're paying for it so be rude not to go'??!

 

[Redhead]

or the 'wouldn't mind to go but it clashes with the Hull game so no chance' option.

 

[Beach Hut]

Where is the option it's been held in March '06

 

[Cantona's Flying Dropkick]

No.

Same day as Hull match. Also, it's in Southampton.

 

[Yorkie]

Just for an hour as it is the evening of the Hull match and I'm not that bothered when everyone is talking shop anyway.

 

[Springal]

ours was part of our yearly conference, november 18th it was in Reading, was greatttt, boring conference from 2pm till 5pm, then free bar from 5pm-2am, even went for a sneaky double jd and coke at the 'coffee time' of the conference.

food was really nice too, but REALLY small portions

 

[Cian]

Had it November, went.

 

[patcham seagulls]

can't stand work do's
your manager treats you like a piece of dirt all year, but for one evening of the year they pretend to be a friend.

 

[Gwylan]

Last night, we went to the pub where we're having ours - nice pub but the food portions were the smallest I've ever seen. I'm going to eat before I go to mine.

First time I'd have been to my company's; the previous two clashed with Albion games.

 

[JJ McClure]

Yep, only gonna be lunch at an italian resteraunt but at least we get to piss off home afterwards.
I miss the xmas and end of season parties at my old company which used to be massive.

 

[CoventrySeagull]

Our so called 'Xmas' do, is on Friday 16th Dec.

It's either that OR travel down from Cov. to see the Hull game.

Absolutely no competition!!!!!! See you all at Withdean!!!!!

Cheers

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

Nope, cant stand my work mates!

 

[robbied69]

Unsure, if my boss doesn't go I won't as we really liven the party up. Otherwise it will just be full of teachers talking about work and children.

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

Sounds like Gary glitters wet dream

 

[London Calling]

3 do's for me.
2 have been planned on the same day, the first is at a Chinese and the second is at a Thai place.

The 3rd do will only cost £5, since we still have to have our "Olympic win blowout".

 

[Da Man Clay]

Only going cos i have to.