Are you a Superstud ?

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This is true, sadly.

 

[Shizuoka Dolphin]

I've never had sex with anything that could say no.

 

[fatboy]

I think Dwayne's hit the nail on the head. In my clubbing days I noticed totally Mingers,Munters and Rippers would still be guaranteed to pull/shag on the night.

With a bloke unless you had exeptional looks Women would not come up and chat you up. Things may have changed since 1990 though !.

This is true!

 

[WATFORD zero]

Im my opinion,experience Women in general in particularly in clubs are even more shallow than men. " A nice personality " comes at the bottom of the list !.

Just above ginger, black and muscular

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

Watford O - one of your more amusing posts.

 

[Seagullible]

Don't like girls that 'get around' and don't like double standards so have a low batting average.

 

[fatboy]

Don't like girls that 'get around'

Agree.

 

[bhaexpress]

Don't like girls that 'get around' and don't like double standards so have a low batting average.

I just hope you're not like Twatty. He prefers boys that 'get around'.

 

[WATFORD O]

shut it bhaexpress you thick ! I want to know what prison you ended up in?

 

[bhaexpress]

Belmarsh.

 

[WATFORD O]

what for kiddie porn?

 

[Shizuoka Dolphin]

Oh, you guys!

 

[dwayne]

If u want attention from girls in a club...grow some puppies...it's a great ice breaker. Sadly it doesn't always go down to well as birds take u for an arrogant bastard (which is true in my case) culminating in a girl trying to set fire to my hair last time I was in Bmuff.

 

[fatboy]

Did she not like gingers?

 

[WATFORD O]

cheshire, its dull I know.....

dwayne, I dont know what you said but f*** off!

 

[fatboy]

You don't actually go up to girls and say "Do you want to touch my puppies?" like you do to us.

Or do you?

 

[WATFORD zero]

My kids are bad tempered at the moment as well. I think it’s a mixture of the heat, boredom (no school) and not having sufficient grasp of the english language (or the maturity) to eloquently portray what it is they want

 

[dwayne]

It depends who I'm out with, me and my mates have certain tactics to pull birds (that usually don't work) I don't blatantly go up to birds and say touch the pupps.

On the other hand, the last few times I've been out ive ended up topless and the muscles are hard to miss

 

[bhaexpress]

Yes but Dwayne, you have to have muscles to start with. Did you mean 'mussels' by any chance ? We all know there's something fishy about you.

 

[Shizuoka Dolphin]

Moules a go go!


(Chesire's pointless post: number 1683)