Are we nearly there yet? :down:

[Gilliver's Travels]

Are we nearly there yet?

Anyone else suddenly feel like we're all little kids, being taken for a ride in one of old Mr Prescott's Jags?

Waaahh! Don't wanna read about stupid George Best, or the new seats for [now they know why they're called] away fans. Or rumours. Or stupid rumour-mongers. Or burnings of stupid rumour mongers! Stop the car, please Uncle John. Or else I'm gonna be

 

[Gritt23]

I finished my "I spy" book of registration plates. I'm now bored of the drive, dad is sick of me asking when we'll be there, and my brother keeps pinching me. There is a bad smell in the car, I think it's the sandwiches turning nasty in the heat.

 

[SK1NT]

i need a poo