Apt names

[MJsGhost]

I read in the paper today that Ricky Hatton's spokesman is called Paul Speak, which I thought rather apt...

Can anyone think of any others in a similar vein?

I'm thinking Megan Fox Angelina Jolie and to demonstrate that not all of my brain resides in my boxers.... William Wordsworth!

 

[Pavilionaire]

Dr Carver and Dr Nookie

 

[Carrot Cruncher]

James Blunt in relation to rhyming slang.

 

[Captain Haddock]

90s US comedy actor Martin Short (wasn't a towering figure)!

Also Michel Kuipers if you mispronounce his surname just a little!

 

[jordanseagull]

Usain Bolt of course..

 

[Juan Albion]

John Tory, former Conservative leader in Ontario

 

[Captain Haddock]

Arguably: George Best

 

[RexCathedra]

I knew the son of a urologist in Nashville, Tennessee, which doctor rejoiced in the name "Dr. Shanker"....

 

[Gwylan]

I once wrote an article on a bra company whose PR woman was called Kate Bosomworth.

 

[seagully]

My name is fairly apt. I work in the travel industry and my surname happens to be Gulliver....

 

[Lush]

There used to be a dentist in Brighton with the surname of Clutterbuck. And I know a surgeon with the surname of Pain.

 

[crodonilson]

When Wolfgang Wolff was the manager of Wolfsburg I thought that was pretty apt.

 

[Common as Mook]

ARSEne Wenger

 

[MJsGhost]

A peer called Lord Eatwell is getting panned in the Metro today over the amount of expenses he has claimed for...... food!

 

[Durlston]

Stefan Kuntz.

Former Germany striker that scored the equaliser in the Euro 96 semi-final against England.

 

[Poyetry In Motion]

I once knew two scottish homosexuals - Ben Doon and his partner Phil McCavity

 

[Gully]

Where I grew up in West Sussex we had a local bobby who went by the name of PC Sweeney.

 

[Spun Cuppa]

There's an accountants on Seaford High Street called Swindells and Gentry