apart from macho man randy savage....

[turienzo's lovechild]

whos the wickedest WRESTLER ever?

macho man randy savage is number 1

who is number 2?

i reckon its:

dude love

 

[Vankleek Hill Seagull]

 

[Statto]

Doink the clown?

 

[Frutos]

Either him, or:

In fact, I'd put both of them above Randy Savage.

 

[Stinkers Bridge]

Can't believe no-one has mentioned Shirley Crabtree yet AKA Big Daddy.

Easy-Easy-Easy

 

[robbied69]

Mr Perfect or Bret Hart.

 

[Trigger]

 

[Mendoza]

Hitman Hart - my nickname throught school
I loved him, and he was amazing at the Brighton Centre

Of the ones this millennium The Hurricane was always the best for comedy value

But the greatest has to be the Rock

If ya smmmeeeellllllelelelelelelelelllaaaaaaaaaaa, what the rock is coookin!!!

 

[sir danny cullip]

Stone Cold Steve Austin

 

[Rookie]

no doubt

legend

 

[Frutos]

no doubt

legend

Hasn't aged too well, mind:

 

[Yoda]

Mr Perfect or Bret Hart.

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

Mr Perfect all the way

British Bulldog a close second


Both now sadly passed away

 

[Ernest]

Greatest British wrestler ever.....

 

[Frutos]

Greatest British wrestler ever.....

Can't disagree with that.

Just for the record, the greatest Tag Team ever:

 

[Meade's Ball]

Doink the clown?

Now, as we all know, Doink the clown, with his three coco-the-dwarf-clown beggars, then became another wrestler of recent times: Eugene, the retard. I haven't been able to watch wrestling for a year or so now, since i moved house and couldn't afford Sky, so i don't know whether Eugene still exists, but for a good long time i admired the witticism his retard strength delivered. His bludgeoned brain and adoration of hand-clapping and sprinting circles placed him eventually in an unbeatable zone: Mongoclaw.
The bloke who plays him, i have thought for a long time, deserves an Emmy/Eppy.

 

[Statto]

Now, as we all know, Doink the clown, with his three coco-the-dwarf-clown beggars, then became another wrestler of recent times: Eugene, the retard. I haven't been able to watch wrestling for a year or so now, since i moved house and couldn't afford Sky, so i don't know whether Eugene still exists, but for a good long time i admired the witticism his retard strength delivered. His bludgeoned brain and adoration of hand-clapping and sprinting circles placed him eventually in an unbeatable zone: Mongoclaw.
The bloke who plays him, i have thought for a long time, deserves an Emmy/Eppy.

Yup hes still with us. He had his hair cut off cruelly By Vince Mcmahon on Raw last monday.

 

[Frutos]

While we're on this subject, does anyone have any predictions for WrestleMania on Sunday? Here are mine, some of which are who I expect to win, others of which are who I WANT to win:

Batista (World Heavyweight Champion) vs. Undertaker (Challenger) - I have to go with Undertaker here to keep the streak intact with one last huge 'Mania win.

John Cena (WWE Champion) vs. Shawn Michaels (Challenger) - Much like The Undertaker against Batista, I'd love to see HBK get one last big 'Mania win. Even with all the injuries he's had, he's still the best out-and-out wrestler on RAW, and deserves one more run. If he does win, hopefully he'll dump that stupid spnning belt.

Money In The Bank Ladder Match (Edge vs. Randy Orton vs. CM Punk. vs. Jeff Hardy vs. Matt Hardy vs. King Booker vs. Finlay vs. Mr. Kennedy) - I'm going for Kennedy, with CM Punk as an outside choice. I expect that the other main upshot of this will be the development of an Edge/Orton feud.

Bobby Lashley (w/ Donald Trump) vs. Umaga (w/ Vince McMahon (Either Trump or McMahon gets their head shaved) - Austin isn't just around to make up the numbers, I expect him to cost Umaga/Vince the match.

Kane vs. The Great Khali - Potentially the worst match in 'Mania history. Kane is fairly agile for a big guy, but Khali is so irretrievably awful that I doubt even Ric Flair at his peak could have dragged a decent match from the guy. For what it's worth, I expect Kane will win.

Chris Benoit (United States Champion) vs. Montel Vontavious Porter (Challenger) - Sadly, I suspect MVP will win this one, but I can't stand him, so I'm going to hope for a Benoit win.

ECW Originals (The Sandman, Sabu, Tommy Dreamer & Rob Van Dam) vs. The New Breed (Marcus Cor Von, Matt Striker, Kevin Thorn & Elijah Burke) - Potentially a decent match here if the likes of Cor Von and RVD are on form, but the crapness of Striker and Burke could drag it down.

Melina (WWE Women's Champion) vs. Ashley (Challenger): Who cares?

I expect to see one more match added on Raw tonight (Flair vs. Carlito, perhaps?) and one more on SD (probably London & Kendrick against some other team), just to flesh out the card a bit, seeing as they've got 4 hours to fill.

 

[Meade's Ball]

Yup hes still with us. He had his hair cut off cruelly By Vince Mcmahon on Raw last monday.

I have to get another job or move into a big house with loads of people again. Saturday morning flicking between Soccer am and wrestling catc-up programmes. What a great period.

So, has Eugene developed any retardodwarf adjutants to help him with revenge against the MacMahonic tyrant?

 

[seagully]