Anyone shaged "the Girl next door"

[The Beer Man]

I was 17 hot sunny day and back from college early she had finshed work in a half day and hubbie was not around. one of my finest teen moments, i had never spoken to her before or after.

Anyone else i am i the only lucky bugger alive

 

[fatboy]

Almost.

 

[WATFORD O]

I think youve had too much to drink mate.....

 

[The Beer Man]

I think youve had too much to drink mate.....

Alas most of my mates did not belive it at the time but this is one ture story that i will never forget

 

[Dropkick Turnip]

You don't write for one of those top-shelf "art" magazines do you, Beer Man?

 

[Shizuoka Dolphin]

No, becuase they're both in their 80s.

Such is the Eastbourne growing up experience...

 

[The Beer Man]

Almost.

And?

 

[The Beer Man]

No, becuase they're both in their 80s.

Such is the Eastbourne growing up experience...

One should not knock it before trying!!!!

 

[The Beer Man]

You don't write for one of those top-shelf "art" magazines do you, Beer Man?

 

[Everest]

Anyone else i am i the only lucky bugger alive

I haven't the faintest. What does she look like? Then I'll tell you whether I have or not.

 

[Seagull Stew]

Not me personally, but sometimes wonder if my other half has had half the neighbourhood herself!

 

[CHAPPERS]

My neighbours are bummers.

'If i was a bummer i would ask you to shake me by the hand, not to put put your willy in my mouth, thank you very much'

 

[The Beer Man]

Not me personally, but sometimes wonder if my other half has had half the neighbourhood herself!

Whats her name i ask around

 

[tedebear]

No thanks - the girl next door to me is about 70 I think!! sweet old dear...

 

[perth seagull]

I wouldn't touch any of my neighbours with your dick.

 

[(was)DBS]

yes, lated a year best of friends now wit hher and her hubby!!

 

[Eddie the Seagull]

During the '98 World cup I had a meal/drinks & then down the boozer to watch the Argentina game with my neighbour.

She got the wrong end of the dic...........err...........stick when we came back & I had to literally fight her off.

She wasn't a munter, but there again I did have my beer goggles on at the time.



So, in answer to your question: No (although I could've)

 

[bhaexpress]

The Girl(s) next door are three 16 year old nubiles, friends of my newly aquired step daughter.

But as I am just married I'd better say no. Maybe I should send for Safeway ..............

 

[Albion Dan]

There to old for safeway

 

[bhaexpress]

Wrong sex too in truth .....