[Misc] Anyone know what spider this is?

[Surrey Phil]

It’s a false widow spider. Can’t kill you but can give a nasty bite if provoked!

 

[Coldeanseagull]

Looks like a common orb weaver to me. False widows are black and shiny

 

[supaseagull]

It’s a false widow spider. Can’t kill you but can give a nasty bite if provoked!

It’s not


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[Wrong-Direction]

No but I'd stay the **** away from it

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[Mr Bridger]

Try googling it, might have its own website.

 

[1066familyman]

A member of the crab spider family, as mentioned earlier.

My guess is :

ANELOSIMUS VITTATUS

 

[Nottseagull]

It’s a false widow spider. Can’t kill you but can give a nasty bite if provoked!

It doesn't look like the one featured on the recent false widow spider thread.

 

[PILTDOWN MAN]

A member of the crab spider family, as mentioned earlier.

My guess is :

ANELOSIMUS VITTATUS

Can he play LB?

 

[1066familyman]

Can he play LB?

Not sure if BG has seen him play yet, so hard to tell at this stage.

 

[1066familyman]

It doesn't look like the one featured on the recent false widow spider thread.

That's because it isn't one.

 

[Questions]

Did you know that the average person will swallow 84 spiders whilst asleep in their lifetime ?

Whilst awake they will consume nearly 103 kilos of them.

 

[dazzer6666]

It’s a false widow spider. Can’t kill you but can give a nasty bite if provoked!

Nope

 

[AmexRuislip]

Did you know that the average person will swallow 84 spiders whilst asleep in their lifetime ?

Whilst awake they will consume nearly 103 kilos of them.

I suppose you got that info off the web

 

[spence]

Did you know that the average person will swallow 84 spiders whilst asleep in their lifetime ?

Whilst awake they will consume nearly 103 kilos of them.

Thanks Questions for that

 

[PILTDOWN MAN]

Did you know that the average person will swallow 84 spiders whilst asleep in their lifetime ?

Whilst awake they will consume nearly 103 kilos of them.

Yes but mainly they are in the food we buy such as in sauces, ready meals etc

 

[Questions]

Yes but mainly they are in the food we buy such as in sauces, ready meals etc

No I don’t think so. I just made those figures up.

BUT

True or false..........In 2014 the singer Katie Melua revealed that a jumping spider had hitch-hiked its way into her auditory canal on a pair of earbud headphones

 

[1066familyman]

I meant to say comb footed spider, not crab spider.

Theridiidae family.

 

[PILTDOWN MAN]

No I don’t think so. I just made those figures up.

BUT

True or false..........In 2014 the singer Katie Melua revealed that a jumping spider had hitch-hiked its way into her auditory canal on a pair of earbud headphones

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Food_Defect_Action_Levels

 

[sjamesb3466]

Don't have a clue but personally I would be smashing it's eight eyes through it's own arse

 

[Questions]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Food_Defect_Action_Levels

Crikey that’s opened a whole can of worms