Anyone know the Reserves result tonight?

[Race]

If not, could you tell us some good news?

What sort of good news do you want

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

that on sunday you're going to run across the pitch completely naked covered in baby oil


THATS the kinda news i want

 

[Race]

that on sunday you're going to run across the pitch completely naked covered in baby oil


THATS the kinda news i want

Not if you're gonna throw stones at me!

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

i promise i won't



yeah anyway, who the f*** scored tonight?

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

Any of the following:

1) Fed is playing on Sunday.
2) Fed will be manager next season.
3) We are selling Fed for a vast amount of money, or in a swap deal with Ronaldinho.
4) As a tribute, all the players on Sunday will be wearing shirts with the words "Latin Lover 1" on the back.

All of them are pretty unlikely I grant you, so how about you give us any NEWS, good or bad, so at least I can go to bed tonight out of my misery. He's not leaving is he?

5) big fed is releasing a charity hit salsa song, entitled "los big fed"....its a love song basically about himself, about his career and his perfect manhood

destined for number one i'd say

 

[Race]

I have no idea if hes playing Sunday. I doubt very much he is leaving and I have no idea who the f*** scored either!!! I just know why he wasnt playing tonight, that is all!

I'm sure there will be a match report on Brightonfans though

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

could you possibly tell me race, and you must know this, you simply must, who has the largest penis in the squad?


(don't just say guy as a default, we know you'll be lying)

 

[Race]

Oh my, you are a TEMPTRESS aren't you


You really know how to prey on two young gents desperate for even a word of gossip about their HERO

Young gents? Oh purleeeeeeeeease!

Desperate? Hmmmmmmm I reckon you could be right there!

Sorry but this 'old hag' hasnt got any gossip! Not for your ickle ears anyway

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

could you pass on a message to big fed for us via guy?



if you could translate it into spanish that would be a great help cheers


"hi big fed, hope you're enjoying brighton, we love you, could you come round my house and play salsa music to me and play (football) with me please, thanks, tom"

 

[Race]

I'll tell you tommorrow, thats if someone hasnt already mentioned it by then

 

[Silent Bob]

They beat Wycombe 2-1 this evening.

They were 1-0 down at half time due a penalty (which was a bit harsh to be fair) taken by Charlie Griffin.
In the second half the team passing started settling down and getting more accurate.
Sam Gargan got a goal and then five minutes from the end Albion got the winner (I think it was Gatting but the team sheet had Gargan and Gatting with opposite numbers on and the PA bloke was confused)

The line was basically the youth team + Loft

Sullivan, May, Cobbs, Fraser, Elphick, Carey, Cox, Rents, Gatting, Gargan, Loft.


http://www.brightonfans.com/bforum/viewthread.php?tid=7458



AND

http://www.wycombewanderers.premiumtv.co.uk/page/News/NewsDetail/0,,10430~821817,00.html

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

lets dress up like this

 

[pishhead]

Or he is injured again

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

he doesn't get injured, he justs rests from last night love fest