Anyone know the Reserves result tonight?

[Uncle C]

??

 

[Starry]

You won 2-1.

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

i'm guessing turienzo either scored & ran the show, or didn't play

 

[Race]

i'm guessing turienzo either scored & ran the show, or didn't play

Didnt play.

 

[sir danny cullip]

i'm guessing turienzo either scored & ran the show, or didn't play

Turienzo hasnt 'run the show' in any game ive seen him play (not many obviously). Tommy Fraser and Dean Cox have though

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

I think you mean scored BOTH, Thomas!

i was imagining him scoring one and setting up one(a 60 yard through ball dropped on a sixpence)

his goal was a bit of a solo effort,beat every player, even his own players, before unleashing a 40 yard thunderbolt....he also tried to do a "pele" and make numerous attempts at the "perfect goal"


this is 100% in my head btw, i doubt it happened

 

[sir danny cullip]

Please, can you not post such absolute garbage, full of untruths and blatant lies. I would guess there are two explanations - either you haven't seen ANY games where the latino love god has been in action, or you simply don't know a CLASS act when you see one. Which is it?

Got to be the last option my sincere apologies. I dont rate him as a footballer but i still LOVE his hair

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

how the hell can you not rate him?



he's quite clearly our best player by about.....TWENTY MILES



albert jarrett is second ofcourse, he's the new johan cruyff

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

what about his 17inch (when floppy) penis and his tight, tanned buttocks

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

Albert Jarrett? Now you're just being RIDICULOUS

no way! albert jarrett is simply a SUPERSTAR in the making...i'm shocked that sierra leone haven't come knocking, although i expect he's holding fire incase he gets an england call up to solve our left side problems


nowhere near our fed though, naturally, he has crap hair for a start

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

washboard stomach


hairy chest


manly stubble


soft hands


a man who clearly looks after himself don't you think?

 

[sir danny cullip]

They are OBVIOUS highlights of Big Fed, I didn't think I needed to point them out. If that's the way you want to go, then what about his succulent nipples and long, slender legs, leading up to the most irrestable waistline in world football. Maybe SirDannyCullip needs to be considering these things too, before making such harsh judgements.

Guilty as charged

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

yeah anyway, who actually scored?