Anyone got any ......

[bhafc4eva]

good Pavarotti jokes yet? Some bint at work is really cut up about it and want her to crack.

Cheers

 

[Deductions]

Whos fat, italian and dead?










































Bobby Bacala

 

[captainmorganrum]

Sopranos SPOILER, you ****!

 

[Boroseagull]

Nessum Dormant?

 

[readingstockport]

so pavarotti knocks on the pearly gates
st peter opens them and says 'oh it's you luciano, come on in. squeeze through'.

pavarotti says 'hold on, i've got an envelope for you, from the pope.'

st peter opens it up and reads it.

'HERE'S THAT TENOR I OWE YOU'

 

[Hiney]

I've got a ticket for the funeral

Only a tenner

 

[bhafc4eva]

I've got a ticket for the funeral

Only a tenner

 

[The Wookiee]

Whats Pavarotti's wife getting for xmas ?

































A smaller turkey !!

 

[Simster]

I've got a ticket for the funeral

Only a tenner

Whats Pavarotti's wife getting for xmas ?

A smaller turkey !!

 

[NS Herald]

They have had to order an extra large hearse for the Pavarotti funeral - it's a Nissan Dormer.....

 

[Kylies Stunt Arse]

Elton John is going to take over from Pavarotti on tour with Placido Domingo and Jose Carreras. They will now be known as the Two Tenors and the Nine Bob Note.

 

[Heffle Gull]

Ticketmaster are apparently doing a special offer on the next 3 Tenors concert


a Tenor off the normal price

 

[moggy]

they've ordered an extra large hearse for paverotti's funeral.

it's a nissan dormer

 

[NS Herald]

What is Mrs Pavarotti getting for Christmas this year ??

A smaller turkey

 

[Springal]

What is Mrs Pavarotti getting for Christmas this year ??









a smaller turkey

 

[Lankyseagull]

MDF £2.50
Screws £2.50
Brass Handles £1.75
Plaque £3.25


Told you I could build a coffin for a Tenor!

 

[Woodchip]

Mrs Pavarotti got a bargain today...

She picked up a coffin for a tenor!


*coat*

 

[Statto]

I had a bet on pavarotti living to 100. Ive just lost a TENNOR.


*gets coat*

 

[SeagullSam12]

pavarotti's family get together and phone up the funeral organisers and ask if they can have a coffin for a tenner and the person says f*** off and puts the phone down

 

[WASH]

The remaining 3 Tenors, Placido Domingo and Jose Carreras, are getting back together in tribute and are going to call themselves 20 quid!