Anyone got a spot of rumpy pumpy booked in tonight?

[chucky1973]

What with the world ending tomorrow, be rude not to go out with a bang

 

[Husty]

Raping and pillaging for me, Hurstpierpoint wont know what hit it.

 

[SeagullSongs]

Is that a request?

 

[Puppet Master]

Raping and pillaging for me, Hurstpierpoint wont know what hit it.

Don't you mean HUSTpierpoint. Get it right son.

 

[Vegas Seagull]

Don't you mean HUSTpierpoint. Get it right son.

He knows

 

[seagullondon]

Not tonight. But I am going to Nandos which is better than rumpy pumpy

 

[Meade's Ball]

Handy shandy, maybe.

 

[Husty]

Don't you mean HUSTpierpoint. Get it right son.

August 2012 Join Date

 

[BlockDpete]

Could be an interesting chat up line....

 

[sully]

Raping and pillaging for me, Hurstpierpoint wont know what hit it.

Oy. I'm off to Brighton this evening. Will my missus be safe?

 

[BBassic]

Not a chance. I'm getting the silent treatment with a side of stomping around instead. f*** knows why.

 

[Steve Foster]

Its Friday morning in Australia.

Has the world ended for them?

Has Kylie, Jason, Paul Hogan, the cast of neighbours & home and away been seen.

Do we care?

 

[Cheeky Monkey]

I'd always rather 'do a Boy George' and have a nice cup of rosie (Earl Grey) instead these daze/days.

 

[Husty]

Oy. I'm off to Brighton this evening. Will my missus be safe?

Probably not, things are going to get pretty mental.

 

[Puppet Master]

August 2012 Join Date

Meaning....?

 

[wadhurstseagull]

I was on a promise but a migraine has struck - but hey, I guess it's not the end of the world.

 

[HastingsSeagull]

It's the Mayan version of 01/01/2000........ then again I'm sure the whole millenium bug did wipe out various alternate universes so maybe the world will end! If it does there is one FACT the Mayans DIDN'T say it would or anything remotely along those lines

 

[Raleigh Chopper]

Menopause, dry as a bone

 

[chucky1973]

i tried, very hard, alas, left wanting again.

She regret today when its all over

 

[albion534]

Not tonight. But I am going to Nandos which is better than rumpy pumpy

Most overated pile of poo!