Anyone fancy a game of Family Fortunes?

[Man of Harveys]

Well?

 

[Barrel of Fun]

Well?

Yes, thank you.

 

[Man of Harveys]

OK - let's get a few more in.

 

[The Large One]

Can we have some crisps?

 

[Man of Harveys]

 

[Barrel of Fun]

OK - let's get a few more in.

Oh. I am not sure that I want to play. YOu asked me how I was, so I thought it would be rude not to reply.

Yes - I am bored.

 

[Barrel of Fun]

I saw her in a bus shelter the other day. She COULD do a job!

 

[Trigger]

 

[Hampden Park]

i would love to but my family are not at work with me

 

[Trigger]

 

[Meade's Ball]

I'll have a slice of funnyman pie. If that is ok.

Me and my brother are Brittle and Barge.

 

[Man of Harveys]

OK, here's the question: apart from random pieces of paper...NAME SOMETHING THAT'S ON MY DESK

 

[tinx]

crisps

 

[Man of Harveys]

crisps

 

[The Large One]

Ann de Vecchi

 

[Seagullible]

biro

 

[Hampden Park]

computer

 

[Man of Harveys]

Ann de Vecchi

If it's up there, I'll shit in her handbag myself

 

[Meade's Ball]

It can only be a stuffed bird. An upside down owlet with a papier mache stomach.

 

[Knightsworld]

Staple gun or similar