Anyone been to Newquay...

[Les Biehn]

...and seen the shop called NSC?

 

[REDLAND]

Newquay Surf Center, most surfing towns beginning with N have one

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[Frutos]

Yes and No

 

[Lord Bracknell]

Newquay Surf Center, most surfing towns beginning with N have one

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Newhaven?

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[Lord Bracknell]

Meanwhile, back in Newquay ....


As a 10 year old, I once won a beach skittles competition there. The prize? A CIGARETTE LIGHTER.

Marvellous.

 

[Easy 10]

I once delievered a pallette of swarfega to a warehouse in Newquay. Bet you didn't know that.

 

[Hiney]

I once delievered a pallette of swarfega to a warehouse in Newquay. Bet you didn't know that.

In Newquay, don't they change the name to SURFEGA?

 

[Colbourne Kid]

I went in 1965 but don' t remember the place.

 

[Bry Nylon]

I went once. Took ages to get there. I got stuck behind some dickhead with a pallet of swarfega on the A3059

 

[El Presidente]

Newquay is Birmingham-ASBO's-By-Sea, the water is so dirty there you have to shower in Swarfega when coming out of the water.

 

[Dick Knights Mumm]

It is the place of choice for all post-GCSE 16-year-olds. And the pubs turn a blind eye.

 

[hitony]

I went there once, Just to buy a jar of swarfega, i heard it sold the best swarfega in the country

 

[Les Biehn]

Newquay Surf Center, most surfing towns beginning with N have one

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No shit ball bag, but the sign simply says NSC. I ain't no gay surf nazi so why the f*** would I know that. Most of them fucks just seem to spend their time running around the town in wet suits thinking they look shit hot. They don't.

 

[blueandwhitearmy]

Boy-racer central innit.

Heard its a good laugh though!!??

 

[colinpants]

I hear they rub swarfiga over themselves to give that wet look.

 

[Northstander]

I once lost everything through the hole in me pcket!

I had to go a buy a new key!

*do I win a fiver?*

 

[Frutos]

*do I win a fiver?*