[Technology] Any Porsche Drivers on here?

[Bedsex]

Leasing Porsches doesn’t really make sense - they generally hold their values exceptionally well so owning the car to have some equity down the line makes sense

Better leasing deals are generally on manufacturers who want to subsidise getting their cars out into the market

I tend to agree. However, under PCP leasing schemes, you will typically be financing the depreciation on the vehicle, with a balloon payment at the end for the residual value, or hand it over and start again. With strong residual values, it can mean that the monthly lease payments are lower than you’d think. That’s not what I did with mine by the way as mine wasn’t brand new - I’ve actually just sold it and pretty much got back what I paid for it 4 years ago.

 

[Chicken Run]

That's just a thing poor people with big cocks say

True dat

 

[HeaviestTed]

True dat

 

[Triggaaar]

. That’s not what I did with mine by the way as mine wasn’t brand new - I’ve actually just sold it

Right, so when you bragged that it was a picture of your 997, you were lying. It's a picture of somebody else's 997.

 

[maltaseagull]

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I’m happy to share a picture of my 997, but not my incredibly small penis.

Is that your house too?

 

[AmexRuislip]

I bet he’s a great bloke ….

I bet he's got an ear piercing.

 

[Bedsex]

Is that your house too?

No, I sold it

 

[KZNSeagull]

No, I sold it

So you are an estate agent.

 

[Iggle Piggle]

You may jest but one of the dads at my boys school used to do the school run in a garish metallic purple Lamborghini Urus. The story below then broke which begged the question if you are up to shenanigans best to not look too conspicuous

https://www.sussexexpress.co.uk/news/crime/five-arrested-and-significant-quantity-of-drugs-seized-in-east-sussex-4356907

In the Sarnie shop at lunchtime today a lad had a half smoked spliff behind his ear, paid for his chicken wrap with cash extracted from a wedge from his pocket of his designer trackie bottoms.

You wouldn't have to be Johnathon Creek to work out what he did for a living. Amazed how open some are about their profession.

 

[LamieRobertson]

Yeah I got one ..keep the coats and shoes in it ..oh hang on

 

[Brian Fantana]

There's a guy that lives around here who has several sports cars (at least 1 Lambo, a Koenigsegg, Ferrari, Porsche etc), seems to take one out each night, drives around for 10 minutes, parks up at the Spar to get some attention then puts them back in the garage. He apparently owns a gaming software company but I am still trying to find out which one.

That wouldn’t be the Spar at the garage just outside Wolsingham, would it?

 

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

In other news, genuine question, why does anyone LEASE a car? I can't see one positive argument for it other than you get something new every couple of years.

It feels like the equivalent of renting a house instead of buying because you like the idea of moving every couple of years.

That's not meant in a snobby way. I'm happy to be educated.

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

In the Sarnie shop at lunchtime today a lad had a half smoked spliff behind his ear, paid for his chicken wrap with cash extracted from a wedge from his pocket of his designer trackie bottoms.

You wouldn't have to be Johnathon Creek to work out what he did for a living. Amazed how open some are about their profession.

Scaffolder?

 

[Commander]

In other news, genuine question, why does anyone LEASE a car? I can't see one positive argument for it other than you get something new every couple of years.

It feels like the equivalent of renting a house instead of buying because you like the idea of moving every couple of years.

That's not meant in a snobby way. I'm happy to be educated.

Because if you do it through a Ltd. company you only get charged about 1% of your income tax on the gross payments if it’s an electric car. You get a new one every three years and if something goes wrong with it, someone picks it up and drops you off a new one. Can’t see myself ever buying a car again.

 

[KZNSeagull]

That wouldn’t be the Spar at the garage just outside Wolsingham, would it?

It would. Why?

 

[Brian Fantana]

It would. Why?

I drive passed there a couple of times a week and have noticed random supercars there before and wondered what the story was, so you've partly filled in that curiosity for me!

 

[Justice]

Scaffolder?

 

[KZNSeagull]

I drive passed there a couple of times a week and have noticed random supercars there before and wondered what the story was, so you've partly filled in that curiosity for me!

Oh right. My son has served him in the Spar and he seems a decent chap. He just likes to stand in the car park and talk to people salivating over his car(s)! Do you work in Weardale then?

 

[Brian Fantana]

Oh right. My son has served him in the Spar and he seems a decent chap. He just likes to stand in the car park and talk to people salivating over his car(s)! Do you work in Weardale then?

My in-laws live on a farm in Cowshill, so I'm up that way quite a lot. Lovely area.

 

[Bakero]

You may jest but one of the dads at my boys school used to do the school run in a garish metallic purple Lamborghini Urus. The story below then broke which begged the question if you are up to shenanigans best to not look too conspicuous

https://www.sussexexpress.co.uk/news/crime/five-arrested-and-significant-quantity-of-drugs-seized-in-east-sussex-4356907

In the Sarnie shop at lunchtime today a lad had a half smoked spliff behind his ear, paid for his chicken wrap with cash extracted from a wedge from his pocket of his designer trackie bottoms.

You wouldn't have to be Johnathon Creek to work out what he did for a living. Amazed how open some are about their profession.

Not quite at the same level but those stories remind me of the tale of the Harlem heroin dealer in the 70s. He was said to be making a million dollars a day and somehow wasn't on the police's radar until he decide to sit ringside at an Ali fight wearing a 100k chinchilla coat.