Any idea where Kim Jong-Un is?

[downham seagull]

Seeing that he's a porky boy he's either been eaten or maybe he's gone on holiday? Hitting the Seoul nightlife. Any ideas?

 

[GT49er]

Seeing that he's a porky boy he's either been eaten or maybe he's gone on holiday? Hitting the Seoul nightlife. Any ideas?

Oh well, as the pantomime season will soon be upon us....................

.....altogether now!


BEHIND YOU!!!

 

[Joey Jo Jo Jr. Shabadoo]

He's just finiahed winning the Ryder Cup for Norrh Korea against those imperialist pigs America and Europe. He was so good he partnered himself in the foursomes and fourballs before playing all 12 singles matches on the final day.

Of course he scored a hole in one with every shot meaning North Korea won the whole thing 28-0-0.

 

[Juan Albion]

He's following the family tradition of sneaking off to Disneyland Tokyo on a false passport.

 

[Stat Brother]

Wasn't yesterday the 69th North Korea day?

If he didn't turn up at parade central he's as good as gone.

 

[hart's shirt]

Didn't he go to Fuengirola looking for a bar owned by a former Albion player?

That's what happens when you don't read NSC regularly.

 

[pastafarian]

according to t`internet Spotted this evening at Green Party Headquarters Brighton........jamming ...........feasting........and swapping policy

 

[surrey jim]

Didn't he go to Fuengirola looking for a bar owned by a former Albion player?

That's what happens when you don't read NSC regularly.

Bravo

 

[Stumpy Tim]

Fresh from his Dad inventing the hamburger, he's now finalising a new dish which according to sources has been called "pizza". I, for one, am excited

 

[Fat Langers]

He was round our area yesterday afternoon seeing if anyone wanted their driveway tarmacing. Think he he's just finished doing my neighbours guttering.....

 

[Dan Aitch]

I saw him at The Grand about to sign a contract.

 

[Norman Baker suck my lozenge]

He's still in the queue for a pie.
BARBER OUT!

 

[Daffy Duck]

He's probably still out celebrating North Korea's world cup win.

 

[Prince Monolulu]

Did he sign up for Nepal just for a few quid more and sit on the backbenches?

 

[Dick Head]

Isn't he in Sochi qualifying for pole position?

 

[The Buttery Biscuit Base]

I think he's making the sequel to this...


After all his father was a cinematographic genius, he invented multi camera shooting don't you know...

 

[-gully-]

Maybe he's Kim Jong ill

 

[Smirko]

Probably with our strikers, they've disappeared as well.

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

 

[Lindfield by the Pond]

Thought he nipped down the shops? Back soon.