Antone watch/watching match of the day?

[murraymints4brighton]

Football aside. Anybody notice Drogba's hair? It looks like he has got his old pal Mouriniho to iron a bin bag onto his head and then just leave the back looking like a hedgehog has rammed itself into his skull.

Drogba " I want to look like all the other greasy rich people and dance around Hull city and when I score I will puff my cheeks out so they have a radius of Andre Nel's arse"

Mourinho" I make your hair special like sky sports"

Drogba" Former boss, do not blab on about sky sports!!! All I hear on that advert is special, special,special. I still like you, in more ways than one..., but please stop. Oh and half the people dont understand that advert either. How do you think Anchelloti feels when he see's the demon he has to defeat on T.V. speaking some kind of unknown dialect and then blabbing out special every few words. And what about poor Terry? He only got an E- for english.

Mourinho " I dont care. Me special one... like sky sports. I am untouchable and I send Rabbit into space if I want or I will turn a Pyramid into a knew flock of hair for Ray Wilkins, he like that. I am Mourinho and I will NOW give you a bin bag, hedgehog style cut.

Drogba (sweats like a nun in a brothel)

 

[Ninja Elephant]

He looked like a twat, as per usual. And played like one, but two moments of magic. His interview post match with Sky was even better, his face when asked if he meant the second was a picture. His words were something to effect of, "of course not, it was fluke, I tried to cross to Kalou!". Hilarious delivery. But what an annoying arse of a man.