Another 2 players have their contracts ripped up and are free to leave

[Ernest]

JUST hotfooted IT back from the CLIFTONVILLE with my BELLY bursting after DEMOLISHING 2 large FULL Englishes DUE to my SAUCES lack of APPETITE and time. HE did PASS on something FROM yesterday and apart from ROMAN Vicelot and that player NOBODY heard of GUS also released SALTER and LOPEZ after BOTH failed to MAKE it into the FRIST team due MAINLY to the FORM of BURNO and DAVID.

I don't THINK Bloom will be HAPPY with the August SINGINGS as there HAS been 3 FAILURES with DOBBIE off to Palace for nothing.

The OTHER big NEWS my sauce PASSED on was that the VIDEO of Dick Tight and POODLE Perry SCARPERING down Tongdean Lane with the BUCKETS of cash from the Chelsea YOUTH match hasn't been FOUND yet and Paul Barber is THINKING of making a CRIMEWATCH reconstruction to JOG peoples memories of IT and playing it on the BIG screen next Saturday instead of FANZONE.

 

[sydney]

 

[leigull]

 

[MattBackHome]

I thought it was the £950k we DIDN'T spend on CKR that they SPUKNED in Tongdean?

 

[Herne Hill Seagull]

Fery VUCKING amusing, Earnest. You're on FORM today.