Annoying Bastards on the TV

[Lady Whistledown]

 

[Simster]

You can't say that. Otherwise we'd never have had this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hAX6yi60OPY

 

[Lady Whistledown]

and

...any of the presenters of Loose Women, which generally appear to be Jane "I'm proper Northern, me" McDonald, of low-rent cruise ship karaoke fame, a bottle blonde from Coronation Street, a notionally posher one I've never heard of and whichever of the Nolans isn't booked up for panto at the time.

McDonald: "ooooh, last night I got right 'ammered and pulled a bloke at Starlite's in Northwich"

Audience of pensioners and terminally unemployable: "Whoooooooooo-oooooooooh!"

Rest of Loose Women: "Ooh, 'ark at her, she's a right one int she, ladies & gentlemen!"

Please. Make it stop.

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

Sean from EastEnders.

If EVER there was a face that was just screaming for a punching.

 

[Monkster]

Sean from EastEnders.

If EVER there was a face that was just screaming for a punching.

Was in the Pub next door a couple of weeks ago

PROPER

 

[pasty]

Sean from EastEnders.

If EVER there was a face that was just screaming for a punching.

You have 15 words too many in that post. All you needed was

EastEnders

 

[The Wookiee]

Richard Keys

 

[Titanic]

Charles Colville.

 

[Buzzer]

Davina McCall.
Jade Goody.
That Rugby bloke captain from Question of Sport.
Lenny Henry
Dawn French
Peter Kay
Caroline Quentin
Rory Bremner
Graham Norton
Calum Best
Sharon Osbourne
Natasha Bedingfield
Local Telly newsreaders
Fiona GMTV woman (f*** - I really hate her)
Camp celebrity gossip people
Al Gore
Mark Kermode
Stuart McConie
Any woman that appears on Grumpy Old Women but especially Jenny Eclair
Jo Brand
Stephen Fry
Bodger from Bodger and Badger
The dog Churchill from the Churchill Insurance adverts
Michael Winner
Max Clifford (c.unt, c.unt, c.unt)
John Reid
The Archbishop of Canterbury
Gordon Ramsay
Peter Kay (again)
Those coffin dodgers from Last of the Summer Wine
Renee Zelwegger
Jeremy Hardy
David Cameron
JK Rowling
Ricky Gervaise
Rod Stewart
Tony Benn
Bill Gates
Jose Mourinho
Polly Toynbee


just off the top of my head, like.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

You can't say that. Otherwise we'd never have had this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hAX6yi60OPY

True. Nor would we have had this:

Or his probing questioning of Professor Stephen Hawking, in which he responded to a long and technical explanation about the origins of the universe with "Wow!".

 

[Braders]

Tyrannosaurus Alan

he rules, as does his Volcano mate


WAR-TEAR!!!!!

 

[Braders]

... oh and Catherine Tate, Janet Street Porter et all.. and the loose women SLAGS

 

[Parson Henry]

Pete Doherty

 

[Uncle Buck]

The dog Churchill from the Churchill Insurance adverts

You cannot say that about Peter Canning.

 

[Monkster]

Father christmas....he ain't got time to be on TV!!

 

[Heffle Gull]

Linda Barker

 

[Easy 10]

Davina McCall.
Jade Goody.
That Rugby bloke captain from Question of Sport.
Lenny Henry
Dawn French
Peter Kay
Caroline Quentin
Rory Bremner
Graham Norton
Calum Best
Sharon Osbourne
Natasha Bedingfield
Local Telly newsreaders
Fiona GMTV woman (f*** - I really hate her)
Camp celebrity gossip people
Al Gore
Mark Kermode
Stuart McConie
Any woman that appears on Grumpy Old Women but especially Jenny Eclair
Jo Brand
Stephen Fry
Bodger from Bodger and Badger
The dog Churchill from the Churchill Insurance adverts
Michael Winner
Max Clifford (c.unt, c.unt, c.unt)
John Reid
The Archbishop of Canterbury
Gordon Ramsay
Peter Kay (again)
Those coffin dodgers from Last of the Summer Wine
Renee Zelwegger
Jeremy Hardy
David Cameron
JK Rowling
Ricky Gervaise
Rod Stewart
Tony Benn
Bill Gates
Jose Mourinho
Polly Toynbee


just off the top of my head, like.

I\'d stick to radio if I were you.

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

I like Richard Madeley

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

Was in the Pub next door a couple of weeks ago

PROPER

I bet

 

[junior]

That Charley bird off Big Brother.