Gilliver's Travels
Peripatetic
Forget the songs about Suarez, forget about that embarrassing Palace song. We've got our own, totally unique song which 6000 of us can sing loud and proud, to an audience of millions. And Anfield – the home of the football song – is surely the perfect place to get Sussex by the Sea right.
We all know the problem. That bloke – you know you are, matey – who always starts singing der-der-de der far too high for anyone to be able to reach the top note. After that, there's the embarrassing key change downwards to sing 'Oh we're going up to win the cup’… This is our anthem. Yet, it still sounds a total mess. And don't get me started about speeding up to 200 mph…
The solution is dead simple. Try this. Just start off – in your head, or if you want, out loud – with ‘Oh we're going up to win the cup, for Sussex by the Sea’. Then your ‘Der-der-de-derrrs' will be dead easy to sing, and everything will sound totally wonderful.
And, here's a thought: there's no reason why we can't just restart straight after, to have GOSBTS as a continuous, wall of sound song for several minutes of the game.
Yes, we know, habits of a lifetime and all that. But Anfield, with an audience of millions, is the perfect place to do it differently. Start off with 'Oh we're going up to win the cup’, sing the whole thing slow, keep it going... and we may well have a winner on our hands.
We all know the problem. That bloke – you know you are, matey – who always starts singing der-der-de der far too high for anyone to be able to reach the top note. After that, there's the embarrassing key change downwards to sing 'Oh we're going up to win the cup’… This is our anthem. Yet, it still sounds a total mess. And don't get me started about speeding up to 200 mph…
The solution is dead simple. Try this. Just start off – in your head, or if you want, out loud – with ‘Oh we're going up to win the cup, for Sussex by the Sea’. Then your ‘Der-der-de-derrrs' will be dead easy to sing, and everything will sound totally wonderful.
And, here's a thought: there's no reason why we can't just restart straight after, to have GOSBTS as a continuous, wall of sound song for several minutes of the game.
Yes, we know, habits of a lifetime and all that. But Anfield, with an audience of millions, is the perfect place to do it differently. Start off with 'Oh we're going up to win the cup’, sing the whole thing slow, keep it going... and we may well have a winner on our hands.