And now Worthing.... or perhaps not....

[Foster House]

Our local tabloid, the Argus, has excitedly headlined that a childs bike has been set alight in Worthing..... and locals have put it out. Sorry to the kids who write the newspaper. Montague Street wont be going up in flames tonight....

 

[catfish]

I can exclusively reveal that the whole of Worthing has been shut down as a precaution - oh no sorry it's just a usual Monday night.

 

[Southwick_Seagull]

Child's bike torched in Worthing From The Argus)

Another hard hitting story from The Argus

 

[vegster]

I can exclusively reveal that the whole of Worthing has been shut down as a precaution - oh no sorry it's just a usual Monday night.

There is some rebellion afoot in Worthing... 'tis past your bedtime ?. get thee to bed with thine Kindle

 

[Foster House]

I hear the Pensioners are in open revolt...

 

[16bha]

I heard there was a riot in Worthing tonight.
Police estimate that this has caused £5m worth of improvements...


I'm here all week........

 

[Woodchip]

I heard there was a riot in Worthing tonight.
Police estimate that this has caused £5m worth of improvements...


I'm here all week........

Sadly that joke has been here all week as well. Do keep up.

 

[16bha]

Sadly that joke has been here all week as well. Do keep up.

Oh dear...

 

[vegster]

From the BBC website "
Groups of people began attacking the police in Hackney at about 16:20 BST, throwing rocks and a bin at officers.

Police cars were also smashed by youths armed with wooden poles and metal bars.

Looters also smashed their way into shops, including a JD Sports store, before being dispersed by police.

Planks of wood taken from a lorry were then hurled towards lines of riot officers.

" That was just a splinter group though

 

[catfish]

There is some rebellion afoot in Worthing... 'tis past your bedtime ?. get thee to bed with thine Kindle

Careful - nobody's allotment is safe tonight.

 

[hart's shirt]

This could have severe consequences for the National Bowls Championship.

I'm blaming drugs for this. Obviously the GPs haven't been prescribing enough of them.

 

[public school boy]

How's Ian Hart going to get to work tomorrow.