An Oz view of the USA

[The Oldman]

Enjoy!


http://www.shoutfile.com/v/gSfSsCpR

 

[SeagullTim]

Oh dear

 

[SeagullTim]

"How many eiffel towers are there in Paris?"

"I say about ten"

 

[The Large One]

:thud: :thud: :thud: :thud: :thud: :thud: :thud:

 

[H block]

Only 21 % of American men have passports.

54 % of American men want to try anal sex with their wives.

So when an American man says, ''Honey I wanna go somewhere where I never been before,''

You can bet your life he don`t mean the travel agents.

 

[Citrus in Sheffield]

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

f***ing HELL

"do you think kygystan are a global threat?"

"no"

"why not?"

"they don;t have the firepower to defend themselves"

"but you'd still support an invasion?"

"yes"


SAKE

 

[The Large One]

'If George Bush says it, it must be true...'

 

[Biscuit]

What religion is a buddhist monk?

No idea..

How many sides does a triangle have?

None.. I mean One.. erm dunno.

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

name a country beginning with U:

yugoslavia
utah
UTOPIA

 

[ali jenkins]

Whats the currency used in the UK?

Erm... Queen Elizabeth money?


Stupid fat yanks

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

To be fair, if you asked the same questions of the Brits in the Big Brother house, you'd get much the same answers

 

[The Oldman]

To be fair, if you asked the same questions of the Brits in the Big Brother house, you'd get much the same answers

Tom, I think you are quite correct

 

[Yorkie]

'I have no intelligent guess.'

'Well, do you want to make a stupid guess?'

 

[Marc]

haha thats BRILLIANT!

 

[Lord Cornwallis]

I shall be forwarding that to all my American friends
I love the map with Australia as all the different countries.
"I didn't realize that N Korea[Australia] was so much bigger than S Korea[New Zealand]"
Pant wetting.

 

[Robot Chicken]

Only 21 % of American men have passports.

54 % of American men want to try anal sex with their wives.

So when an American man says, ''Honey I wanna go somewhere where I never been before,''

You can bet your life he don`t mean the travel agents.

I'll GRANT you, that is a good joke

 

[Chicken Run]

My six year old son could name two countries beginging in U

 

[Gully]

Heard an Aussie comic tell a joke about the US. Without trying to repeat it word for word, he listed things that Americans loved about Australia, its wildlife, culture, Kylie Minogue, beaches, etc, etc...then rounded it off with the punchline "what do Australians think about the USA, we f*****g hate you!"