Am I in?

[Chesney Christ]

Am I in?

Sorry if this a bit long but here goes…..

I was good mates with this girl at Uni (who I happened to fancy rotten, something she was well aware of), and we used to flirt with each other a bit but nothing ever happened. This was mainly because she was going out with one of me best mates the whole time. They split after leaving Uni two and a half years ago, but despite both now living in the same city (and still seeing each other as friends occasionally) that have not got back together and have no plans to, and are totally over each other.

Anyway, although me and this girl have not seen each other in over two years now, we have kept regular contact. We regularly exchange texts, calls and e-mails which about a year ago had developed from mildly flirty to downright filthy, very suggestive and pretty explicit. She felt it went a bit far, and tried to dismiss it all as a joke saying that nothing could ever really happen between us cos of history etc. The dirty texts died down and stopped, and then she started going out with someone. I started seeing a girl casually too and we forgot all about our naughty texts. However, after about six months she split up with this bloke and not long after (a few months ago) I stopped seeing the girl I had been with because it was going nowhere.

Around September this year I started making arrangements to go up and see this girl (purely as friends) and her housemate (a mutual friend from Uni) at their place in Manchester. We agreed to make it the start of January, with me staying up their for a few days. Our texts started getting flirtier and flirtier again (although not as strong as before) until last week when she told me on the phone how she “was desperate for a f***” because she hadn’t had one in a while.

I sent a cheeky text the next day saying how she would just have to wait until I came up to Manc for one, expecting a cheeky reply back. I received this…”the last thing I’m gonna say on the matter is… I just need a f*** no strings attached. Just to get it out of my system.”

A lot of other stuff she’s said has made me think I could be in there, but I’m worried its all a joke, or that she’s just playing games with me. My friends down here are equally unsure so I thought I’d ask NSC.

Am in there? And if so, would it be out of order to take advantage given that she did go out with my mate?

Confused of East Preston

 

[Chesney Christ]

Yes I know its a bit long peeps but give it a read - its, ahem, facsinating stuff you know.

 

[mr turd]

She hates you and is stringing you along
All the single woman out there and you get people like you

Ask kev the ape

 

[Chesney Christ]

All the single woman out there and you get people like you

I don't understand that sentence.

 

[fatboy]

Bite the bullet and go for it mate.

 

[Braders]

whats the worst that could happen ?

 

[Little Piggy]

She certainly sounds keen... I do not believe she is up for it though. I don't think she means any harm but women REALLY don't work the same way. It rings so many bells about previous experiences of my own. The question in your head is how/when/when/where shall I do it, and then she lets you down completely by saying oh, no, I didn't mean YOU!

Go for it anyway the embarrassment will be far outwayed by the possibility of jizzing on her tummy.

 

[mr turd]

I don't understand that sentence.

All these ifs and butts,just bloody ask her straight and get to the point,it makes life so much easier

 

[SussexHoop]

”the last thing I’m gonna say on the matter is… I just need a f*** no strings attached. Just to get it out of my system.”

I reckon maybe there's a tiny hint in there somewhere!

 

[oapdodge]

Did she have to ask you if you were in ? Couldn't be bothered reading the post. Just thought it was about someone with a little prick.

 

[Chesney Christ]

whats the worst that could happen ?

Wouldn't want to jeopardise a top friendship.... but I would really love to f*** her.

 

[oapdodge]

Wouldn't want to jeopardise a top friendship.... but I would really love to f*** her.

Even if she has to ask if your in yet ?

 

[Chesney Christ]

Re: Re: Am I in?

I reckon maybe there's a tiny hint in there somewhere!

Possibly, but if you look at it another way she could be saying she needs a shag with no strings attached which wouldn't be possible between us cos we're mates, if that makes any sense.

God, I'm still totally confused.

 

[Albion Dan]

Sounds like shes up for a session but thats all, Id go up there not expecting to get anything and play it very aloof. If you seem to keen your likely to get FA!

 

[Chesney Christ]

Even if she has to ask if your in yet ?

ha bloody ha. I thought you'd come on here to give me an oldtimer's perspective on things.

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

Be honest Sam - she's fat ain't she?

 

[Chesney Christ]

Sounds like shes up for a session but thats all, Id go up there not expecting to get anything and play it very aloof.

That sounds like top advice mate - I may as well just wait and see.

There's already plans for her to come down to mine in February on her own with no ex-Uni mates (I mean our mutual friend, not her ex) around to make things complicated, so that might be a better bet.

I've wanted to bang her for about five years now.

 

[timseagull]

Yep I'd go with the expect nothing mentallity then if you end up being f***ed senseless it'll be a nice surprise. Go expecting it and nowt happen and you'll feel a bit stupid. A lot of women flirt by text coz a) it makes them (and us if we're honest) feel good, and b) its safe!
Either way take care and have a good time!

 

[fatboy]

If she knows what colour your hair is and she still wants to shag you then she must really like you!!

 

[Chesney Christ]

Be honest Sam - she's fat ain't she?

No mate, she definitely isn't.

Are you saying this thread is really; Should I shag a fat bird? poorly disguised as; Am I in?