Am I a dirty Grass

[Norman Baker suck my lozenge]

Now I'm not proud of what I did today,I think think traffic wardens should be fed to the worms along with all the other jobsworths,But this morning I saw a Forfars van parked on double yellow lines in Boundary road,the dirty grass in Me could not believe My luck when I saw a traffic warden abit further down the road,I ran upto Him like a giggling girl and blatantly grassed,at wich point He thanked Me and proceeded to go and ticket the van.One half of Me is ashamed of My self,the other half is dribbling like the front row of a Bros concert.

 

[Silent Bob]

No, that is FINE work. It's ok to be a GRASS if you're grassing up WANKERS.

 

[Barrel of Fun]

Not at all. You did what any citizen would do. Did you then poke the traffic warden in the eye, after he had issued the ticket?

 

[Easy 10]

Thats some good solid work SS.
It may also have been prudent to have taken the opportunity to slash its tyres as well, although I appreciate we're all on a pretty steep learning curve with all this.

 

[JJ McClure]

No, that is FINE work. It's ok to be a GRASS if you're grassing up WANKERS.

Spot on, good work Stubbsy

 

[ShorehamGull]

Good work, I would have done the same.

 

[The Large One]

Marvellous effort, Stubbsy. May you be an inspiration to us all.

 

[Grendel]

Excellent stuff.

 

[Bombardier]

Fantastic work. A round of applause is in order I believe.

 

[attila]

Southwick salutes you. Sadly there are no double yellow lines next to the Forfar's
in Southwick Square. But we can think of something else, can't we?

 

[Barnet Seagull]

Very bad behaviour, you should be ashamed.

 

[looney]

Stickey a thread with a list of all forfar shops with yellow lines to monitor?

 

[Fourteenth Eye]

I bow to yout ingenuity

 

[itszamora]

Better still, paint new yellow lines wherever Forfars vans are spotted.

 

[culvers]

 

[looney]

Lets set up a clamping firm,

 

[surrey jim]

good work

 

[justin72]

Southwick salutes you. Sadly there are no double yellow lines next to the Forfar's
in Southwick Square. But we can think of something else, can't we?

I thought up the side as you go into car park was double yellows ? they always stop on there !

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

 

[northstandnorth]

Southwick salutes you. Sadly there are no double yellow lines next to the Forfar's
in Southwick Square. But we can think of something else, can't we?

nicholas van wotsitsface is a great beliver in using that lovely stuff NO MORE BIG HOLES (available from outlets other than focus and wickes) to remedy tennant problems.
apparantly it fills the locks with expanded polystyrene




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