[Football] Alternative choice of footy pundit.

[AmexRuislip]

For a change, who would you like to hear commentating on a footy match, as an alternative to today's footy brain aches.
For me, I'd like to hear Ken Stott, Alexander Armstrong and Jack Dee

 

[Frankworthington]

Jeremy Clarkson

 

[pasty]

Joe Pasquale

 

[Is it PotG?]

Paul Calf

 

[Guinness Boy]

Diane Abbott

 

[Cowfold Seagull]

An interesting selection so far, none of whom have any interest in the game whatsoever.

 

[WATFORD zero]

Kenneth Williams, or if he has a prior booking, Frankie Howard

 

[AmexRuislip]

An interesting selection so far, none of whom have any interest in the game whatsoever.

Doesn't matter, its an alternative

 

[METALMICKY]

Bob Mortimer for me! In the guise of either ' the Train Guy' or Alistair ' the estate agent '

 

[Weststander]

Piers Morgan …. for a near certain Arse defeat, so a ManC game.

 

[Cowfold Seagull]

Doesn't matter, its an alternative

Come to think about it that's quite true. The established footie pundits, all of whom have played the game at a high level, seem to know naff all when it comes to talking about it.

 

[WATFORD zero]

Piers Morgan …. for a near certain Arse defeat, so a ManC game.

I think that you should sit down and have a little think, as you have now put a person who lies about the phone records of dead kids and lies about what British soldiers have done under duress when abroad, up in Google ratings.

If you edit your post to add 'most punchable face' i'm sure I could forgive you

 

[Cowfold Seagull]

Bob Mortimer for me! In the guise of either ' the Train Guy' or Alistair ' the estate agent '

A very funny man most certainly, especially when out fishing with his mate Paul.

 

[A mex eyecan]

A very funny man most certainly, especially when out fishing with his mate Paul.

Stan Bordman, can hear him now going on about those Geermans and the Fokker.

sure to be politically incorrect, but ….

 

[WATFORD zero]

A very funny man most certainly, especially when out fishing with his mate Paul.

Much as I love Bob with Paul, his solo work on Would I lie to you is simply superb and has me in tears every time

 

[Weststander]

I think that you should sit down and have a little think, as you have now put a person who lies about the phone records of dead kids and lies about what British soldiers have done under duress when abroad, up in Google ratings.

If you edit your post to add 'most punchable face' i'm sure I could forgive you

Piers Morgan, Kelvin McKenzie = tabloid sewer rats.

I like seeing him suffer when his adopted Arsenal fail.

 

[Swansman]

Ted Kaczynski

 

[Icy Gull]

Eddie Izzard as long as it’s not a Palace game

 

[Jack Straw]

A Dalek.

 

[beorhthelm]

Paxman and Humphrys, forensically questioning why they made that pass, or didnt make a tackle.