Alternate Valentines day Playlist

[Iggle Piggle]

I'm creating a Playlist for this evening - I have some neighbours coming round for an early evening drink whom I am hoping to mildly offend with some inappropriate music for such a romantic day.

First up is Steel Panther's truly touching love song Community Property (probably NSFW)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bzUPG8olnO0

(Personally, I liked the idea of an STD quiz but the wife has banned that idea)

Any other suggestions gratefully recieved.

 

[Mr Banana]

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I suppose Everyday I Love you Less and Less by Kaiser Chiefs usually gets wheeled out as well

 

[Puppet Master]

Extremely NSFW


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[Iggle Piggle]

Some top work there Mr Banana. Shouty rock is just the ticket.

The ballad of Chasey Lain is going in - I think she is an American Porn star whom turned down one of the Bloodhound gang which resulted in this ode.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=If9fC9aJd-U

 

[Tyrone Biggums]

Orgasm Addict - Buzzcocks
Kinky Afro - Happy Mondays

 

[Buzzer]

Apollo 440 - Pain In Any Language with the late great Billy Mackenzie (ex-Associates) leading the singing. His last ever song before he killed himself. This was long before Antony Hegarty cornered the market in falsetto singing of twisted love songs. Check out the lyrics:

I'm gonna love you - till you love me then no more
You're gonna need me - like I need you right now
I'm gonna screw you - for all you're worth and no more
You're gonna need me - it's the same in any language
The pain in any language is the same in any language

Ouch!

 

[big nuts]

Girlfriend in a coma - The Smiths

 

[Buzzer]

...saying that, Antony and the Johnsons - Cripple and the Starfish is a damn fine song. You won't hear a more beautiful song about the downsides of man on man bum sex anywhere ever.

 

[seagully]

Nine Inch Nails- Closer would be my personal preference. The chorus of " I wanna **** you like an animal" would surely prove a hit at your gathering, and may just turn it into an orgy.

 

[Meade's Ball]

You can't top Shellac's Prayer to God for romantic honesty.

To the one true God above:
here is my prayer -
not the first you've heard, but the first I wrote.
(not the first, but the others were a long time ago).
There are two people here, and I want you to kill them.
Her - she can go quietly, by disease or a blow
to the base of her neck,
where her necklaces close,
where her garments come together,
where I used to lay my face...
That's where you oughta kill her,
in that particular place.
Him - just ****ing kill him, I don't care if it hurts.
Yes I do, I want it to,
****ing kill him but first
make him cry like a woman,
(no particular woman),
let him hold out hope that someone or other might come
then ****ing kill him
****ing kill him.
Kill him already, kill him.
****ing kill him, ****ing kill him,
Kill him already, kill him.
****ing kill him, ****ing kill him,
Kill him already, kill him.
Just ****ing kill him! ****ing kill him,
****ing kill him already, kill him.
Ah ****ing kill him, ****ing kill him,
Kill him already, kill him.
Kill him already, kill him already
Kill him, ****ing kill him.
Just ****ing kill him, ****in kill him,
Kill him already, kill him.
****in kill him, kill him,
****ing kill him already, kill him.

Kill him, ****ing kill him,
Kill him, just ****ing kill him.
Kill them already, kill them already,
Kill him.
Amen.

 

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[Mr Banana]

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[Trufflehound]

King Missile - Detachable Penis

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[Normal Rob]

surely this has to be part of the playlist...

 

[Fignon's Ponytail]

Nine Inch Nails- Closer would be my personal preference. The chorus of " I wanna **** you like an animal" would surely prove a hit at your gathering, and may just turn it into an orgy.

Was just going to suggest this great tune myself....and it works

 

[Randsta]

surely this has to be part of the playlist...

I was going to say this choon!

 

[Iggle Piggle]

Prodigy is a good call. That's going on followed by Goldie Looking Chain - Sister

she's older, she's fitter and her tits are bigger
and she makes me laugh it's not all about the figure
i got this problem like a wart or a blister
truth is
I wanna fu ck your sister

 

[SittingbourneSeagull]

Everything about you - Ugly Kid Joe

 

[Pevenseagull]

ooooooooooooooops ............ just noticed this thread after getting all soppy after hearing about what's going to happen to my genitals tomorrow night

 

[Pevenseagull]

King Missile - Detachable Penis

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a magnificent call ........... well done you