Almost TV Shows

[Jahooli]

Murder, the Scrote - Get the fucker!

 

[hans kraay fan club]

The Tikrit Diary of a Call Girl - One of Saddam's favourite former employees speaks out

 

[Jahooli]

Name that Tuna - Contestants guess the identity of a fish

 

[Titanic]

BLACKUDDER - veterinary tales from a dairy farm.

 

[backson]

The World at Whore - Landmark series with Laurence Olivier narrating visits to the worlds favourite red light areas

 

[backson]

Muttiah - Ken Stott plays the Sri Lanka bowler as he a solves a series of brutal murders

 

[Mendoza]

My Name is Early - a documentary following 5 men on their quest to cure premature ejaculation

 

[Titanic]

THE HEN FROM SHILOH - forerunner to The Virginihen.

 

[backson]

Thai Team - Tony Robinson and the team of crusty archeologists buy brides over the internet

 

[backson]

Give Us a Club - Lionel Blair and Una Stubbs go hunting for seals in the Arctic Circle

 

[Titanic]

SPOONS - odd series about cutlery missing from the MI5 canteen

 

[Titanic]

QUEER AS FALK - Columbo star comes out and celebrates with fellow TV detectives.

 

[Seagullible]

Lewes - taking over from his former Sargeant, the inspector looks into mysterious deaths of the district council

 

[Monkster]

Cater, with jools holland - cooking with jools & an assortment of friends

 

[Monkster]

Plasterchef - Lloyd grossman asks, who would plaster a cake like this?

 

[Titanic]

ROBOT WAGS - for the premier league player who doesn't want the earache and wallet damage.

 

[Guy Fawkes]

Diagnosis Mulder - X files spinoff

 

[Titanic]

FLOYD ON TRANCE - Trendy lush chef goes clubbing around Europe.

 

[Guy Fawkes]

The secret diary of a Ball Girl - life on the Withdean touchline

 

[Guy Fawkes]

Pes Minister - Top Government officials discuss the important issues of the day while eating confectionary from a flip top plastic dispenser.