[Albion] Allardyce in.

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

Now we are in freefall, with the worst manager in 50 years, it is time to sack Starmer and bring in Experience.

He's out of work and has a shirt to tie-dye for.

And he has the track record of having managed the side that schooled us today.

Yes, Fat Sam, step forward.

Only someone of your stature can save us.

From oblivion.

Make it happen Barbs. Make it happen.

Un-Fab out. OUT! Out.

Fact.

 

[LamieRobertson]

Sam for PM? I’m not so sure

 

[Weststander]

Nah.

But a right back and pacy CB wouldn’t go amiss.

 

[Anger]

Now we are in freefall, with the worst manager in 50 years, it is time to sack Starmer and bring in Experience.

He's out of work and has a shirt to tie-dye for.

And he has the track record of having managed the side that schooled us today.

Yes, Fat Sam, step forward.

Only someone of your stature can save us.

From oblivion.

Make it happen Barbs. Make it happen.

Un-Fab out. OUT! Out.

Fact.

You know Pulis is available, right?

 

[LamieRobertson]

Nah.

But a right back and pacy CB wouldn’t go amiss.

Hmmm think Sam is past his best

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

You know Pulis is available, right?

f***. f***. Of course.

Tony, there's a drink in it. Keeping us up. And that.

 

[essbee1]

Get Sam in, chop one of his legs off and hide it in the
changing room. If he doesn't perform, then at least we can say that he hardly had a
leg to stand on from the start.

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

Nah.

But a right back and pacy CB wouldn’t go amiss.

Says you from your sick bed.

We need a complete over-hall.

From the bottom up.

And I'm talking Sketchers.

Get the leisure footwear right and nothing can go wrong. Nothing.
Hypothesis (not yet fact, but getting there. ).

 

[LamieRobertson]

Southgate’s out of work….player manager and we could get rid of Dunky and Fab…double whammy

 

[Kosh]

I'd sooner we dispensed entirely with the idea of a permanent manager and had a series of guest star head coaches for each PL match... based on the opposition... for example, this week calls for Dave Bassett to get into the lads and tell them TO f***ing SORT THEIR f***ing SHIT OUT etc.

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[Cheshire Cat]

 

[Han Solo]

I'd sooner we dispensed entirely with the idea of a permanent manager and had a series of guest star head coaches for each PL match... based on the opposition... for example, this week calls for Dave Bassett to get into the lads and tell them TO f***ing SORT THEIR f***ing SHIT OUT etc.

Villa tried a guest star head coach, but it didn't work out and eventually they hired a real one.

 

[studio150]

Forget that, we need one of the genius tacticians that frequent NSC, telling us it's time for the head coach to go.
Whoever submits the best tactical plan to PBOBE via NSC, describing in detail how they will ensure that the Albion, win every game during the rest of the season, and will go unbeaten for at least 100 league games, gets the chance to leave their keyboard skills behind and step into the Amex dugout to lead the team to glory.

Obviously when at the training complex, just remember not to take any pictures of your new workplace.

 

[Insel affe]

Forget that, we need one of the genius tacticians that frequent NSC

That is terribly narrow minded, what about the knowledgeable folk like Dave that call in to BBC Sussex and share valuable information to Johnny and Warren

 

[Balders]

I'd sooner we dispensed entirely with the idea of a permanent manager and had a series of guest star head coaches for each PL match... based on the opposition... for example, this week calls for Dave Bassett to get into the lads and tell them TO f***ing SORT THEIR f***ing SHIT OUT etc.

Excellent - then we could also have Mike Bassett!! Not sure that we have a Benson or a Hedges for the team sheet......

 

[Deadly Danson]

Now we are in freefall, with the worst manager in 50 years, it is time to sack Starmer and bring in Experience.

He's out of work and has a shirt to tie-dye for.

And he has the track record of having managed the side that schooled us today.

Yes, Fat Sam, step forward.

Only someone of your stature can save us.

From oblivion.

Make it happen Barbs. Make it happen.

Un-Fab out. OUT! Out.

Fact.

If his first signing is Kanchelskis and his first meeting is at The Grand then I'm IN.

 

[Elbow750]

Excellent - then we could also have Mike Bassett!! Not sure that we have a Benson or a Hedges for the team sheet......

Lewes have a Danny Bassett and Eddie Allsop. When they announce the Team it sounds like Bassets Allsorts!

 

[Dick Head]

Southgate’s out of work….player manager and we could get rid of Dunky and Fab…double whammy

I wonder what Paolo Di Canio's up to these days.