[Albion] Alfredo Stéfano Di Stéfano Laulhé

[HastingsSeagull]

Argie who has played for Colombia 4 times but has a Spanish Passport. Dead cert to sing for the Albion my sauce tells me. He might not move as fast as he used to but bags of experience. A complete and influential footballer, he could probably cover at left back and score goals when played further forward.

 

[Codner pharmaceuticals]

I am guessing having died a year ago aged 88 he probably won't be that useful. Do you also do comedy Albion Twitter parodies?

 

[Mo Gosfield]

My sources tell me that we are closing in on a deal for a 19 yr old striker, currently plying his trade in the Spanish second tier. Juan Eusebia de Pelebesta Figoroa has scored 11 goals in 19 games for Alacantaria.

 

[Peteinblack]

I am guessing having died a year ago aged 88 he probably won't be that useful. Do you also do comedy Albion Twitter parodies?

That could explain why 'he might not move as fast as he used'.