[Football] Alec Morgan: Was her celebration offensive?

[Barham's tash]

Nope not in the slightest

 

[bluenitsuj]

Only offensive if you are a sad, bitter lonely snowflake.

 

[Hungry Joe]

Did she lift her little finger whilst supping? I didn't notice tbh. If not then I am DEEPLY offended.

 

[papajaff]

No offence taken because when we next beat them be it mens, ladies, whatever, let's hope there is a seriously good pisstake waiting.

 

[Geestar]

I thought she was giving a blow job or smoking a spliff

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[dazzer6666]

I thought she was giving a blow job or smoking a spliff

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Well she did seem to be good with (her) head...................

 

[dadams2k11]

I thought she was giving a blow job or smoking a spliff

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I was going to say that would be perfect if she scored against Holland.

 

[Wozza]

Genuinely can't think of a previous player celebration which directly references international opposition. Can you?

(Obviously there was Gazza and the flute, but that was a club match)

 

[DJ NOBO]

Except for Johnny Dixon, I’ve never fancied a footballer As much as Alex Morgan

 

[Megazone]

Is she related to Simon Morgan seeing that she's good at football and looks very much like him?

 

[Blue Valkyrie]

Genuinely can't think of a previous player celebration which directly references international opposition. Can you?

(Obviously there was Gazza and the flute, but that was a club match)

Shaqiri got in trouble for his Albanian eagle v Serbia.

 

[Mr Bridger]

Is she related to Simon Morgan seeing that she's good at football and looks very much like him?


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[Bevendean Hillbilly]

I am absolutely outraged and demand that she immediately offers to make it up to me

You’ve been a very naughty girl! Go straight to my room.

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

I thought she was giving a blow job or smoking a spliff

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If it’s a BJ she’s miming she needs to move her right hand about 1 inch to the left and open wide.

Unless she’s simulating smoking the bone with Parish. His gentleman is only 5mls wide and all soggy like over boiled linguine..

Allegedly.

 

[piersa]

Ellen White looks like Carl froch.

 

[DavidinSouthampton]

I thought the celebration said more about her and the American team than anything else - arrogant and bitchy.

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

I thought the celebration said more about her and the American team than anything else - arrogant and bitchy.

What positions do those two play? I think I’ve dated them.

 

[Sheebo]

Just do some massive fat belly joke like put the ball up the shirt when we next score against those arrogant *****

 

[ManOfSussex]

Having not watched a womans football match in full before last night - I was offended by this because The US really, really got on my goat by having beat us and tried to milk it and made me wish we *****d them 4-0 this morning. F******* *****.

Well done both teams for getting me interested in this sphere.

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

Having not watched a womans football match in full before last night - I was offended by this because The US really, really got on my goat by having beat us and tried to milk it and made me wish we *****d them 4-0 this morning. F******* *****.

Well done both teams for getting me interested in this sphere.

What sphere? The ball or the norks?

I can’t say I’ve ever watched football and mused on the players breasts until yesterday.

My bad.

Incidentally that badge the U.S have is proper shit. Not as bad as Bournemouth obvs but very poor.

Lacks just about everything you need for a good crest. They should change it for a cartoon of Donald Trump raping someone in a cubicle.