Albion's sick paedophile programme

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fataddick

Well-known member
Feb 6, 2004
1,602
The seaside.
Unless I've mis-understood, isn't the front cover of tonight (last night)'s programme a porno? The joke being "your favourite bird" (Gully) is flashing their (invisible) tits as a special Christmas treat. That Gully is aimed (presumably, to a large extent) at children and that you think him/her/it exposing itself sexually is funny surely makes you (or at least your programme editors) as sick as the worst kind of paedo scum. Seriously, does no-one check these things before they go to print? I'll be astonished if you aren't fined (and maybe even relegated) for this.
 






sydney

tinky ****in winky
Jul 11, 2003
17,965
town full of eejits
Unless I've mis-understood, isn't the front cover of tonight (last night)'s programme a porno? The joke being "your favourite bird" (Gully) is flashing their (invisible) tits as a special Christmas treat. That Gully is aimed (presumably, to a large extent) at children and that you think him/her/it exposing itself sexually is funny surely makes you (or at least your programme editors) as sick as the worst kind of paedo scum. Seriously, does no-one check these things before they go to print? I'll be astonished if you aren't fined (and maybe even relegated) for this.

grapes one sour do....x
 


Aug 31, 2009
1,880
Brighton
doesn't sound like anything worse than the insinuations that go over kids' heads at panto

not quite the same as sexually molesting innocents, in my view

i also appreciate i am being trolled
 
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Durlston

"You plonker, Rodney!"
Jul 15, 2009
10,017
Haywards Heath
Unless I've mis-understood, isn't the front cover of tonight (last night)'s programme a porno? The joke being "your favourite bird" (Gully) is flashing their (invisible) tits as a special Christmas treat. That Gully is aimed (presumably, to a large extent) at children and that you think him/her/it exposing itself sexually is funny surely makes you (or at least your programme editors) as sick as the worst kind of paedo scum. Seriously, does no-one check these things before they go to print? I'll be astonished if you aren't fined (and maybe even relegated) for this.

Are you on a f***ing wind-up? ???

The words were "From our favourite bird this yuletide". Not some tasteless turkey that everyone gets fed up with by Boxing Day every year.

I know you're pissed off with the result, Fataddick, but you've no right to have a go at Brighton & Hove Albion FC with your poisonous paranoia.
 




Aug 31, 2009
1,880
Brighton
i think you can see the secret tongue-in-cheek when he claims he expects to see us fined by the league for pantomime style entendre. or relegated. NSC has certainly been trolled quite hard lately.
 


adrian29uk

New member
Sep 10, 2003
3,389
Please don't be the 2nd Charlton supporter to come on here and make a complete idiot of themselves. We had another yesterday.
Just accept your team should have done a lot better last night against 10 men and move on, instead of trying to pick holes. Just accept the bloody fact that Div 1 is not the walk in the park you thought it would be, and let other clubs have a chance at the big time.
 






philsussex

New member
Dec 9, 2006
5,266
Good Old Sussex By the Sea
Unless I've mis-understood, isn't the front cover of tonight (last night)'s programme a porno? The joke being "your favourite bird" (Gully) is flashing their (invisible) tits as a special Christmas treat. That Gully is aimed (presumably, to a large extent) at children and that you think him/her/it exposing itself sexually is funny surely makes you (or at least your programme editors) as sick as the worst kind of paedo scum. Seriously, does no-one check these things before they go to print? I'll be astonished if you aren't fined (and maybe even relegated) for this.

Disappointed. Thought you were alright.
 


Everest

Me
Jul 5, 2003
20,741
Southwick
Why did you post that at 2.31am?
Were you still up wanking over it?
 


Hove Seagull

Well-known member
Feb 18, 2008
1,254
Havant
Unless I've mis-understood, isn't the front cover of tonight (last night)'s programme a porno? The joke being "your favourite bird" (Gully) is flashing their (invisible) tits as a special Christmas treat. That Gully is aimed (presumably, to a large extent) at children and that you think him/her/it exposing itself sexually is funny surely makes you (or at least your programme editors) as sick as the worst kind of paedo scum. Seriously, does no-one check these things before they go to print? I'll be astonished if you aren't fined (and maybe even relegated) for this.
You complete idiot! He's proudly displaying his Albion top.
 




Beach Hut

Brighton Bhuna Boy
Jul 5, 2003
72,315
Living In a Box
I think some of the content inside the program is far more alarming.
 


philsussex

New member
Dec 9, 2006
5,266
Good Old Sussex By the Sea
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You must have a twisted mind to find something pervy in this
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Everest

Me
Jul 5, 2003
20,741
Southwick




Lady Whistledown

Well-known member
NSC Patron
Jul 7, 2003
47,630
Oh come ON guys...

Are we really THAT easily wound up? :facepalm:
 


Spider

New member
Sep 15, 2007
3,614
Oh. My. God. How poor a sense of humour do people on here have not to realise that it was just a silly joke?

We were discussing the very same thing in the pub after the match!
 




Brovion

In my defence, I was left unsupervised.
NSC Patron
Jul 6, 2003
19,864
Oh ok then. Feel a bit silly now. :blush:
I must admit he actually had me until the 'relegated' comment in the last sentence. We all know there are people now who take offence at anything and fataddick's post was written with just the right tone of moral outrage.
 




Lady Whistledown

Well-known member
NSC Patron
Jul 7, 2003
47,630
Granted, as jokes go, it was up there with some of ITV's unfunniest sitcoms, but you know, at least recognise it for what it is...
 




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