[Albion] Albion themed coffins

[Wozza]

I want my age of death on my coffin. But, also, my life expectancy.

Just as a conversation starter for the stattos at my funeral.

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Can we have some photos of an Albion themed coffin ?

Apparently it comes with a few dents on the woodwork

 

[Bry Nylon]

I want my age of death on my coffin. But, also, my life expectancy.

Just as a conversation starter for the stattos at my funeral.

Should you out-live your life expectancy Wozza (and we all sincerely hope you do), you could have a fourth official holding up a board, indicting the time added on.

 

[Eeyore]

I certainly won't be having any of the current Albion team on my coffin.

If there is an eight foot opening on the grass you can be guaranteed that they'll miss it.

 

[Questions]

I don’t wanna die

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

I certainly won't be having any of the current Albion team on my coffin.

If there is an eight foot opening on the grass you can be guaranteed that they'll miss it.

Coffin made entirely out of recycled barn doors so they say

 

[gripper stebson]

I want to buried in a full suit of armour to confuse future archeologists.

(an oldie but a goodie!)

 

[PILTDOWN MAN]

I don’t wanna die

Sorry to disappoint you. Bit of a downer I know but it’s best to be honest and know the truth.

 

[Wozza]

Should you out-live your life expectancy Wozza (and we all sincerely hope you do), you could have a fourth official holding up a board, indicting the time added on.

Was hoping it would be more than a few minutes, tbh!

 

[dazzer6666]

Coffin made entirely out of recycled barn doors so they say

Little chance of getting buried in anything Albion-related

 

[zefarelly]

Should you out-live your life expectancy Wozza (and we all sincerely hope you do), you could have a fourth official holding up a board, indicting the time added on.

I wonder if you get the Manure muraled coffin the inhabitant comes back to life 3 minutes after 'game over' ?

 

[AmexRuislip]

I certainly won't be having any of the current Albion team on my coffin.

If there is an eight foot opening on the grass you can be guaranteed that they'll miss it.

Isn't it all about being in the box at the right time

 

[Swansman]

Graham Potter

 

[AmexRuislip]

Little chance of getting buried in anything Albion-related

 

[Eeyore]

I wonder if you get the Manure muraled coffin the inhabitant comes back to life 3 minutes after 'game over' ?

No, but the funeral will run about 7 minutes over time as everyone looks at the pastor and wonders why he's delaying the committal.

 

[Eeyore]

I don't think I want an Albion funeral. Everyone will turn up and leave five minutes before the end.

 

[Baldseagull]

I would quite like to be buried in the garden, with my ex pets, wrapped up in old sheets like they were. If I was going to spend money on my burial, it would be on the marker, not on a box that hopefully is never seen again.

 

[Swansman]

This exactly. My Step dad wrote his will a few years ago and nearly had a heart attack looking at the cost of money for old rope ( and wood)

basic incineration please Bob. sling the ahses off the footbridge when the tides coming in ( and the winds not blowing in your face !)

So.. Dan Burn theme then?

 

[Chinman3000]

Luckily not had to think about the cost of this stuff before but the figures quoted above do seem costly and as some say a waste of money.

Genuine question - what happens if you just refuse to pay anything?

 

[Seasidesage]

I might get an Aaron Connolly coffin in the hope that the bottom drops out of it last minute on the way to the burial