[Albion] Albion related Valentines poem

[Postman Pat]

As it is Valentines day maybe we should put our love of all things Brighton into a poem.

Here is my effort

Brighton wear stripes
The away kit is yellow
I love Tony Bloom
He's a wonderful fellow.

 

[Is it PotG?]

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
It was only last year
We beat Wolves by two.

 

[LowKarate]

Goals are now coming
Food queues aren't long (suspend your disbelief, this is meant to be a loving thread)
Trains are not crowded
Left Back is Bong

 

[dazzer6666]

Jose is flying
Dunk is a rock
Maty’s a hero
Pardew’s a cock

 

[Thunder Bolt]

The oppo in red
Brighton in blue
They score zero
Brighton score two.

 

[Brovion]

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Brighton are great,
and Palace are poo.


(With apologies to the Americans amongst us who maintain that collective entities are always singular and it should be 'Brighton is great' and Palace is poo'. Really sounds wrong and I've killed the mood a bit haven't I?)

 

[Jack Straw]

Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
I'm a surrealist Brighton supporter.
Fish.

 

[Birdie Boy]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
When Brighton attack
It used to be with Skalak

 

[Spicy]

What is love, if the Albion not be seen? What is joy if Knocky does not score?

The Two Gentlemen of Verona, Act 3, Scene 1.

 

[happypig]

A Haiku:

Izquierdo shoots
Top corner, a stunning goal !
shirt off, crowd mental.

 

[Gazwag]

Our roof was once blue
But now its gone grey
Still its better than Withdean
In every way

 

[TWOCHOICEStom]

Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
Pardew's a cock.

 

[B52]

Jose is flying
Dunk is a rock
Maty’s a hero
Pardew’s a cock

And the winner is ... made me chuckle

 

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

I love Mat Ryan
I think he's so cool
There's only one problem
He's not very tall.

 

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

I really like Schelotto
He looks like a horse
But he's not my favourite
It's Sandaza, of course

 

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

We had a rubbish player
He couldn't pass the ball
His name was Rohan Ince
But my god, he was tall.

 

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

I'm such a fan of Pascal
He's got such a good pass
In fact I love him so much
I wanna lick his face.

 

[AmexRuislip]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Oh Simmo how are you
BG omphine too......

 

[Jim D]

Violets are blue,
Roses are red,
If you don't support Brighton
You're thick in the head.

 

[Normski1989]

Smug Eddie's a prick,
Palace are shit.
Long live the Albion,
Hemed's missus is fit.