[Misc] Albion fans great lovers

[Winker]

From today's Argus:

"Brighton and Hove Albion fans have been named the third best lovers in the Premier League.

A Football Tips study of 3500 people has revealed the football teams with the best and worst fans in bed and which ones make the best partners.

According to the survey, Albion fans make the best partners overall, getting 15% of the overall vote.

Man Utd have been given the unenviable title of the worst performing football fans in the bedroom.

The team with the best sexually performing fans, according to the survey, is London club Arsenal."

 

[AmexRuislip]

American Sexpress Community Stadium - holds a lot of keys

 

[banjo]

We’re Brightin Hove Albion we’ll shag her for you.

 

[Jack Straw]

We’re Brightin Hove Albion we’ll shag her for you.

We're Brightin Hove Albion, we'll shag her/him for you.
Could move us up a place?

 

[Nitram]

We're Brightin Hove Albion, we'll shag her/him for you.
Could move us up a place?

We’re Brighton and Hove Albion, and we’ll all gender neutral too

 

[Frankie]

Can’t say that I’ve noticed.

 

[BNthree]

Does this include BG??

 

[Leighgull]

England’s number three England, England’s number three.

 

[Hugo Rune]

Does this include BG??

 

[The Antikythera Mechanism]

They can’t have included the bloke that sits in front of me, in this survey.

 

[Coldeanseagull]

3rd?
Well I'll be f****d

 

[Seasidesage]

I've told the missus its her duty to help us get to No.1, she is facing a late fitness test apparently....

 

[Jack Straw]

I've told the missus its her duty to help us get to No.1, she is facing a late fitness test apparently....

When you say "us", do mean all 27,000 or so of us?

 

[skipper734]

Thank you whoever voted. It's nice to have your years of work appreciated.

 

[JC Footy Genius]

One of the very few occasions when lax internet privacy settings has worked in my favour ...

 

[hart's shirt]

At least this explains why we came 2nd in the Championship.

 

[el punal]

Only third!! FFS!! We need to man up!!

 

[el punal]

I've told the missus its her duty to help us get to No.1, she is facing a late fitness test apparently....

Have you told her you’ll be withdrawing in the 85th minute?

 

[el punal]

Apparently there’s a new form of contraception called the Dunk, Duffy, Ryan method - nothing gets through, no leaks, and clean sheets guaranteed.

 

[Seasidesage]

Have you told her you’ll be withdrawing in the 85th minute?

I wish