Alan Pardew

[Trigger]

New Southampton manager... Apparently...

 

[severnside gull]

Good call for Southampton and for Pardew

 

[looney]

lol going down,

 

[hans kraay fan club]

Dull

 

[Twinkle Toes]

Dull

You're dead right there, Mr K. Stand by for a season full of pre & post-match tediousness from Mr 'In Terms Of' himself.

I can't wait.

 

[Bozza]

News which really cheered me up when I heard it this morning, and will add further spice to our encounters with Southampton this coming season.

I look forward to Slade's dream team sending Pardew into an angry tizz.

 

[Billy the Fish]

Alan Pardew - A distant and dangerous animal

 

[Collar Feeler]

Alan Pardew, the football equivalent of Rohypnol.

 

[Simster]

lol going down,

Indeed.

Dull

Correct.


Perfectly hilarious. Very pleased with this appointment as the Stains will now stay in division 3 for at least 3 seasons.

 

[Garage_Doors]

Hope he don't instruct his forwards to rape the opponents

 

[Hiney]

Good news

 

[trueblue]

Prize cock. Great news. For us.

 

[Giraffe]

Absolutely terrible appointment if you are a Saints fan. Dull and questionable management skills. Have always been glad that when his name had been mentioned for us that we stayed well clear.

Not what Southampton need at the moment.

 

[Scotty Mac]

he's absolutely raped him

 

[Man of Harveys]

This looks like the bargain basement appointment, scraping a vain but essentially fairly useless tart like him off the dole. I look forward to jeering him loudly.

 

[Deano's Right Foot]

I'm pleased with that - made me smile.

 

[Dick Knights Mumm]

I should really dislike him with all his previous connections - but there is something I quite like about the bloke. He seems quite a straight forward honest sort of guy.

I hope he takes Saints to League Two - but he seems ok to me.

 

[Captain Pugwash]

complete wanker

 

[Simster]

I should really dislike him with all his previous connections - but there is something I quite like about the bloke. He seems quite a straight forward honest sort of guy.

I hope he takes Saints to League Two - but he seems ok to me.

That really is a piss poor attitute, DKM. 3/10, could do better.

complete wanker

Excellent assessment. 10/10

 

[Husty]

We can safely rule them out of the promotion race then