As I say (with your education I would have thought you could read) I have had personal experience of them and based on that and having worked for them this year they are everything I say. Ever tried disciplining a civil servant ? It's nie on impossible as they are more union orientated that any miner or car worker you have ever met.
I've had plenty of experience with them too - and I must say even though I found them pen pushers and very slow and jobsworthy, I never found them to lie or whatever you said "typical incompetent lazy lying bastard civil servants". I my case they are just enforcing the law which has been handed to them, they do it slowly and painfully but thats about it.