Airplane!

[Jam The Man]

How funny is this film? Just watched it for the first time in years and laughed so much it hurt...

Top 5 moments:


"Joey, have you ever seen a grown man naked?"
"What a pisser!"
The bar dancing / fighting scene
"Striker? Striker? Striker? Striker? STRIKE HER!"
This time the shit's really gonna hit the fan

 

[Frutos]

I absolutely love this movie, so many classic lines.

- Surely you can't be serious?

- I am serious, and don't call me Shirley!

 

[Jimbo26]

A superb film.

1) Joey. Do you like Gladiator movies ??
2) Joey. Ever been in a Turkish prison ?
3) The pilot kicking the shit out of all the preachers in the airport
4) People queuing up to smack the hysterical woman

Must be loads more

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Striker: "My orders came through. My squadron ships out tomorrow. We're bombing the storage depots at Daiquiri at 1800 hours. We're coming in from the north, below their radar"

Elaine: "When will you be back?"

Striker: "I can't tell you that. It's classified"

and

"we have to land, we've got to get him to a hospital"
"a hospital? What is it?"
"It's a big building with patients in it, but that's not important right now"

 

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

i have a drinking problem(throws drink on face)

what can you make out of this? i can make a duck, a hat.....

 

[Jam The Man]

A superb film.

3) The pilot kicking the shit out of all the preachers in the airport

Must be loads more

I love Striker panning that guy when he offers him a flower!

 

[Captain Haddock]

Tis a fine work a celluloid and no mistake.

The Captain likes the scene where various people queue up armed with assorted weapons to hit the hysterical passenger. A masterstroke.

:mushy:

 

[surrey jim]

Love that film, the bloke sending the plane through the windows into the airport depature lounge!

 

[Scotty Mac]

"roger"
"huh"
"roger"
"huh"
"over"
"what"
"over"
"what"

"we have clearance clarence"
"roger roger, whats our vector victor"

"what was for dinner?"
"it was a choice of fish or steak"
"i remember - i had lasagne"

 

[dougdeep]

The funniest film ever. FACT!

 

[surrey jim]

The funniest film ever. FACT!

true

 

[Cian]

"smoking or non-smoking"...

 

[surrey jim]

They've got no instruments,

*Cue the band*

 

[Frutos]

- Nervous?
- Yes.
- First time?
- No, I've been nervous lots of times.

- The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in a red zone.
- The red zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in a white zone.
- No, the white zone is for loading. Now, there is no stopping in a RED zone.
- The red zone has always been for loading.
- Don't you tell me which zone is for loading, and which zone is for unloading.
- Look Betty, don't start up with your white zone shit again. There's just no stopping in a white zone.
- Oh really, Vernon? Why pretend, we both know perfectly well what this is about. You want me to have an abortion.
- It's really the only sensible thing to do, if its done safely. Therapeutically there's no danger involved.

- Mr. Striker, the passengers are getting worse. You must land soon.
- Surely there must be something you can do.
- I'm doing everything I can... and stop calling me Shirley.

 

[Dave the OAP]

The bit with the auto pilot is just immense.

10 year old boy to 10 year old girl.. "How would you like your cofee" " Black, like my men"

 

[Beach Hut]

A classic film and very funny.

Took me three viewings to get the drink problem joke.

And stop calling me Shirley

 

[Jam The Man]

With thanks to IMDB:

First Jive Dude: Shit man, that honky mus' be messin' my old lady... got to be runnin' cold upside down his head. You know?

Second Jive Dude: Hey home, I can dig it. You know he ain't gonna lay no mo' big rap up on you man.

First Jive Dude: I say hey sky, s'other s'ay I wan say?

Second Jive Dude: UH...

First Jive Dude: Pray to J I get the same ol' same ol'.

Second Jive Dude: Eh. Yo knock yourself a pro slick, gray matter live performas down now take TCB'in man.

First Jive Dude: Hey, you know what they say... See a broad, to get that booty yak 'em.

First Jive Dude, Second Jive Dude: Leg 'er down 'n smack 'em yak 'em

First Jive Dude: Cold got to be. You know? Shiiiiit.



Dr Rumack: Captain, how soon can you land?

Captain Oveur: I can't tell.

Dr Rumack: You can tell me. I'm a doctor.

Captain Oveur: No. I mean I'm just not sure.

Dr Rumack: Well, can't you take a guess?

Captain Oveur: Well, not for another two hours.

Dr Rumack: You can't take a guess for another two hours?

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Joey: Hey! I know you! You're Kareem Abdul-Jabaar, you play basketball for the Los Angeles Lakers!
Roger Murdock: I'm sorry, I think you have me confused with someone else, my name is Roger Murdock.
Joey: You are Kareem! I've seen you play! My dad's got season tickets.
Roger Murdock: I think it's time to go back to your seat, right Clarence?
Oveur: No, let him stay. He's not bothering anyone.
Joey: I think you're the greatest, but my dad says you don't work hard enough on defense.
Roger Murdock: THE HELL I DON'T! Look, I'm out there bustin' my butt EVERY NIGHT. Tell your old man to run up and down the court for forty minutes!

 

[Kenhead]

Just ordered both 1 & 2 for a fiver!

www.play.com/Airplane-Airplane-2-The-Sequel

 

[Scotty Mac]

looks like i picked the wrong week to quit smoking