Airbrushing...

[TWOCHOICEStom]

Ok, this morning I'm in the Argus.. wahoo!... no actually, I'm getting rinsed by a man from New Church Road about how ugly my band is... see page 11.

And I can't say I blame "Mr. Ashby".. That is possibly the worst picture of us ever and yes, we do look like we've just fallen from the Raggy Dolls bin. This, coupled with the fact that we're standing infront of the most "kind" photo of us just makes for a disaster.

But as they say... any publicity is good publicity... even if your singer does look like Sloth from the Goonies.

Abuse welcomed:

 

[keaton]

Pictures?

 

[Fourteenth Eye]

Your are all hideous trolls unlike my band who are all beautiful

 

[footychick]

You look alright on MySpace, which one are you?

 

[Wardy]

You look alright on MySpace, which one are you?

Sounds okay as well

 

[Old Greg]

nice interview in the programme the other day

 

[footychick]

I think Guy Butters is a fan.

 

[Hiney]

You look alright on MySpace, which one are you?

Tom is on the right of the photo at the top of the page.

Good band, good blokes as well.

 

[logan89]

See your playing in croydon in june, please shout some we hate palace chants out whilst your there.

p.s like the music

 

[Mendoza]

I read the letter on the way to work, made me CHORTLE

 

[The Large One]

Abuse welcomed:

OK, here goes...

You four are a talentless, tone-deaf, ten-thumbed noise-polluting sack of wee-wee. I've heard screeching brakes followed by a four-car pile-up sound more tuneful than you lot. And I'd still consider you lot to be pig-ugly if you were working as tyre-fitters who were a bit slow, let alone trying to achieve pretty-boy pop stardom.

That OK for starters?

Incidentally, are you coming to Tank's evening? I specifically moved the date to the 29th (from the initial preference of the 22nd) in order that Two Choices (first choice: switch off, second choice: firing squad - it's up to you) and their entourage could come along. TRUE.

 

[csider]

Are you all inbreds from Sarf London??

 

[dougdeep]

 

[TWOCHOICEStom]

OK, here goes...

You four are a talentless, tone-deaf, ten-thumbed noise-polluting sack of wee-wee. I've heard screeching brakes followed by a four-car pile-up sound more tuneful than you lot. And I'd still consider you lot to be pig-ugly if you were working as tyre-fitters who were a bit slow, let alone trying to achieve pretty-boy pop stardom.

That OK for starters?

Incidentally, are you coming to Tank's evening? I specifically moved the date to the 29th (from the initial preference of the 22nd) in order that Two Choices (first choice: switch off, second choice: firing squad - it's up to you) and their entourage could come along. TRUE.

Oh we'll be there don't you worry... Might invite the Argus....... might not.

 

[Nibble]

Just checked out your Myspace. I like stuff a bit heavier but it sounds great and you have got some great reviews. Top work. Keep it up I reckon you could go far, sounds professional and you guys are obviously very serious about it. Nice one.

 

[NMH]

Having met you in person Tom, I can make you rest in the revelation .....that I wasn't really particularly aesthetically attracted.

I hope this feeling is mutual.

 

[Dave the OAP]

Ok, this morning I'm in the Argus.. wahoo!... no actually, I'm getting rinsed by a man from New Church Road about how ugly my band is... see page 11.

And I can't say I blame "Mr. Ashby".. That is possibly the worst picture of us ever and yes, we do look like we've just fallen from the Raggy Dolls bin. This, coupled with the fact that we're standing infront of the most "kind" photo of us just makes for a disaster.

But as they say... any publicity is good publicity... even if your singer does look like Sloth from the Goonies.

Abuse welcomed:

How dare you call Ash a sloth. I am going to tell Becky!!!!!

 

[Lord Bracknell]

.. That is possibly the worst picture of us ever

No it's not.

 

[surrey jim]

pics??

 

[ben andrews' girlfriend]

Your airbrushed photos are wicked!!