Afternoon joke

[Rusthall Seagull]

A journalist interviews Sir Paul McCartney:

"So, Sir Paul, do you think that you will ever

go down on one knee again?"

Sir Paul: "I'd prefer it if you called her Heather".

 

[Man of Harveys]

 

[Hampden Park]

afternoon rusthall

 

[Trufflehound]

 

[Captain Pugwash]

A poem by Sir Paul McCartney-

I lay upon a grassy bank

My hands were all a quiver

I slowly removed her suspender belt

and her leg fell in the river

 

[Skint Gull]

A journalist interviews Sir Paul McCartney:

"So, Sir Paul, do you think that you will ever

go down on one knee again?"

Sir Paul: "I'd prefer it if you called her Heather".

 

[surrey jim]

A poem by Sir Paul McCartney-

I lay upon a grassy bank

My hands were all a quiver

I slowly removed her suspender belt

and her leg fell in the river

 

[Captain Pugwash]

A Miner in Africa has an accident and loses a leg.

He says to his mate I?m ****ed, who will want a one legged gold digger?

His mate says try Paul McCartney

 

[Fourteenth Eye]