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AFC LIZARD 12 (TWELVE) - 2 Woodford FC



Albion Rob

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In football, as in life, sometimes you are having a bad time but then it all clicks and it seems nothing can stop you. Last night at Whitehawk was one of those nights.

The MOTHS turned up knowing a victory would secure them promotion, but no one could have been prepared for the onslaught which saw them score eight without reply in the second period.

Ironically, things began poorly for NSP'S heroes as the ref penalised Albion Rob for an 'illegal' throw out and then let their striker rap the ball home before the LIZARDS had prepared. A swift equaliser from MARKUS pulled things level before a mazy run and shot saw the opposition take the lead. But there were eleven goals left in the match and they would all have scales on them.

A deflected strike from SAFEWAY was followed by a clinical finish from TOBELERONE to put the MOTHS in front for the first time before CHAPPERS struck with a sweet curling shot that dipped just under the bar.

A swift half-time team talk came with a demand for 'total soccer' as the LIZARDS finally flexed their impressive muscles and took control of the game.

As shots rained in from all angles, TOBE hit anohter two and MAX also completed his hat-trick. JOHN got on thbe scoresheet with a crisp cross shot as the MOTHS turned on the style. But better was to come as the ANTELOPE scored twice in quick succession - his second a fine lob which the keeper tried to field but actually ended up falling over backwards and crashing into the goal, bringing it down and leaving himself and his team mates red-faced.

There was time for CARBBERS to get on the scoresheet, meaning every LIZARD scored if you include ZTEVE'S strike. By the end the MOTHS were playing to a samba beat and surely such a mauling will act as a stern warning to next week's opponents with alpl eyes on the title.

so a very big WELL DONE to one and all and it would be good to have a few LIZARD fans there next week to roar us on to glory.

Team:

Albion Rob
Artois
Zteve
Tobes
Max
John
Carbbers
Markus
 




CHAPPERS

DISCO SPENG
Jul 5, 2003
45,087
:clap2: :clap2: :clap2:


An all round excellent victory that has sent massive shock waves through the Pitch Invasion leagues.
 


REDLAND

Active member
Jul 7, 2003
9,443
At the foot of the downs
Is there anywhere to hide :jester:
 




Marc

New member
Jul 6, 2003
25,267
we are HOT! :flameboun

Coxys Summer League teams better watch out 'cos by the time that league comes we will be so in tune with one another we'd be able to play BLINDFOLDED and still win......oooohhhh LIZARDS!
 












Albion Rob

New member
We should sort out a game one Sunday in the summer. We're tired of beating hre GEEKS down here so would be good to take on opposition from fuerhter afield.
 




I think we should arrange a tour of the Far East. You never know, the president of Taiwan or somewhere might £70 million our way and we'll become overnight superstars.

Reporter: "So, President Yang, are you a big fan of AFC Lizard?"
President Yang: "Velly much. My favourite player are Albion Wob and Safeway."

That would be BRILLIANT.
 




Albion Rob

New member
Safeway said:
I think we should arrange a tour of the Far East. You never know, the president of Taiwan or somewhere might £70 million our way and we'll become overnight superstars.

Reporter: "So, President Yang, are you a big fan of AFC Lizard?"
President Yang: "Velly much. My favourite player are Albion Wob and Safeway."

That would be BRILLIANT.

That WOULD be brilliant - I'd LOVE to be someone's favourite player :jester: :jester:
 




Artois

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Jul 5, 2003
6,578
Hooters
Albion Rob said:
But better was to come as the ANTELOPE scored twice in quick succession - his second a fine lob which the keeper tried to field but actually ended up falling over backwards and crashing into the goal, bringing it down and leaving himself and his team mates red-faced.

A lob from my OWN half I might add. :lolol:



Good work you mighty LIZARDS. :clap2:
 


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