Advice urgently required

[Napper]

Get him round , he cant win many arguments against us at at the moment.

Be a nice night of lording it

 

[upthealbion1970]

Divorce your wife for suggesting to invite such a ridiculous "guest" into your home

 

[severnside gull]

Spit in his dinner before serving

................... and piss in his drinks

 

[Ringmer Seagull]

Hide the silver.

Make sure your drive is full. You won't want his caravan!

Chances are he`ll offer to tarmac the driveway anyway !.

 

[sydney]

Chances are he`ll offer to tarmac the driveway anyway !.

get him shit-faced , dress him in an Albion shirt , get photo's = owned.

then shag his bird and get your dog to bum him.

 

[Hugh'sDad]

if you do the right thing.......I'll lay a patio cheap for you

 

[Saltydog]

Make him feel as home - have a barbeque....

 

[PILTDOWN MAN]

just pity him at every opportunity

 

[GT49er]

I'm sure you'll have a lot in common with a proper die hard football fan. Just treat him as you would any proper fan, much rather spend time talking football with a proper fan than an any armchair fan. He will respect you for that as well.

Just this

 

[Slippery Seagull]

He came round and actually was a good bloke. I took the liberty of dressing my one year old in the stripes for good measure. The first sentence of our conversation was about the albion!

What I couldn't believe is that he is hove lad - born and bred. Must be a genetic disorder.

The long and short of it is that he concedes that this season will be a relegation battle for palace, and he expects us to be knocking on the door of top flight football.

I am now going to work on converting him......

 

[Martinf]

I hope you sat him at the dinner table SEVEN places away from you. With a big MIND THE GAP sign written across the table.

Out of interest, did he use a knife and fork or eat with his fingers?

But seriously, I know quite a few Palace fans and they are decent people. Sounds like your dinner guest was OK as well, even though he is a traitor to his town and county and should be deported to Croydon.

 

[Muzzy]

He came round and actually was a good bloke. I took the liberty of dressing my one year old in the stripes for good measure. The first sentence of our conversation was about the albion!

What I couldn't believe is that he is hove lad - born and bred. Must be a genetic disorder.

The long and short of it is that he concedes that this season will be a relegation battle for palace, and he expects us to be knocking on the door of top flight football.

I am now going to work on converting him......

So, are you telling us that it turned out to be our very own HB+B, coming out of the closet

 

[Eagle Slayer]

My wife just sold me quite a good story about the couple that she has invited to ours for dinner next sat. I know the girl - she's really cool and he sounded like a nice guy too. Basically all was sounding good to the point where she had me looking forward to it.

Right at the end, she flummoxed me totally by casually announcing that he is a massive palace fan, not just an arm chair supporter (I know a few and some of them are good lads), he is a proper die hard palace man.

Dilemma. Do I wear my stripes and have my albion DVD collection running on loop though the evening or do I behave myself?

Advice needed please....

How much did she charge for the story