Adonis hen party

[Surport Local Team]

partner going on hen night to Adonis in brighton ( not her hen night) I feel I should not have a problem with this as us men r worst, but I think I do. advice needed would u let missies go to see male strippers
ps real advice form people who have been, let partner go or have insight, not internet porn bol-lacks

 

[Ecosse Exile]

You think men are worse? That's you're first mistake

 

[Phat Baz 68]

partner going on hen night to Adonis in brighton ( not her hen night) I feel I should not have a problem with this as us men r worst, but I think I do. advice needed would u let missies go to see male strippers
ps real advice form people who have been, let partner go or have insight, not internet porn bol-lacks

Men are worse Oh dear mate you have a lot to learn about women and their nights out.

 

[smudge]

Google "Hen night stripper" & see for yourself. Men are worse, yeah right!

 

[Seagull by the Sea]

partner going on hen night to Adonis in brighton ( not her hen night) I feel I should not have a problem with this as us men r worst, but I think I do. advice needed would u let missies go to see male strippers
ps real advice form people who have been, let partner go or have insight, not internet porn bol-lacks

I've got a lot of friends who run / are security staff in Brighton.

Based on the stories they tell, women only nights out make men only nights out look like a Sunday morning tea party in a church! Maybe you should fake an illness on the day in question and ask the missus to stay in and look after you

 

[Mutts Nuts]

partner going on hen night to Adonis in brighton ( not her hen night) I feel I should not have a problem with this as us men r worst, but I think I do. advice needed would u let missies go to see male strippers
ps real advice form people who have been, let partner go or have insight, not internet porn bol-lacks

she`s gonna get her back doors smashed right in

 

[pastafarian]

partner going on hen night to Adonis in brighton ( not her hen night) I feel I should not have a problem with this as us men r worst, but I think I do. advice needed would u let missies go to see male strippers
ps real advice form people who have been, let partner go or have insight, not internet porn bol-lacks

your lady will be sucking stripper shlang at some point,probably more than one.........deal with it........maybe ask her to fill up on the buffet first(if one is provided),at least you wont feel the household budget is going to waste before she fills up on sausage.

when she gets home give her a long long kiss and tell her you love her.

 

[The Truth]

Go as the stripper. Win win situation.

 

[wellquickwoody]

would u let missies go to see male strippers

You are on a wind up right? If not, she should leave you.

 

[Westdene Seagull]

I'm not sure this will comfort you but my then wife went to one of these a few years back. Apparently there's rather a lot of women in the audience that are partial to on stage public sex at these events - many with wedding rings on.

 

[nwgull]

Have you let yourself go since you've been with your missis: too many Amex lies and Harvey's? If not you shouldn't have anything to worry about; she got with you for a reason. If so, then your missis' fanny will be tingling at the thought getting her hands on, and mouth round, a buff stripper. Take up weight lifting and eat healthily so that you too have the body of a male stripper. How many weeks have you got?

 

[Hugo Rune]

A more realistic option would be to dress up as a woman on a hen party ( I don't think anyone would notice seeing the state of some of the hens in Brighton). Get yourself in to the venue incognito, get a seat near the front and watch. Now, to keep up your disguise, you may have to have a word on the stripper's mic, don't worry, rather you than your partner! Just remember to take along a fork (you can hide it in your bra) and be prepared to recreate the opening sequence to grange hill with the sausage if the stripper waves his workpiece anywhere near your partner's gnashers. Good luck.

 

[Pretty pink fairy]

partner going on hen night to Adonis in brighton ( not her hen night) I feel I should not have a problem with this as us men r worst, but I think I do. advice needed would u let missies go to see male strippers
ps real advice form people who have been, let partner go or have insight, not internet porn bol-lacks

ha ha what a cock
regards
DR

 

[throbinson]

My first wife ran off with a male stripper......if that helps?

 

[Triggaaar]

On the plus side, we'll have a new thread in 9 months announcing a new albion fan.

 

[SeagullinExile]

She'll definitely take a length...or two - Hope this helps

 

[Albion Dan]

Nine months after my girlfriend went to a strip do she had a black baby! (I'm white Obvs!)

 

[1901]

My wife had no desire to look at other blokes on her hen do. She's in love with me and only wants me.

I think it's bizarre.

I wouldn't view videos on the net about them either.

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

You have nothing to worry about. When I'm doing a turn at Adonis I ensure all the ladies are held back. I ocassionally let them bounce 50 pence pieces off of my taught chest but this is the closest they get.

 

[8ace]

It's safe to assume she'll get filled in every hole.