AArgghhh

[Goring Gull]

Sorry to let you guys in on this but just been for dump only to realise once i'd finished there was no fecking bog paper!!!!!

So i then had to get from one cubicle to next door one trusers round my ankles hoping no one came in.

menatal note - make sure you check bog paper stocks before dropping a log.

 

[Biscuit]

Why would anyone on this forum be the slightest bit interested in your shitting mishaps?

At least it had a happy ending.

 

[Marc]

Why would anyone on this forum be the slightest bit interested in your shitting mishaps?

maybe he was upset that only 4 peole watched when there should've been at least 24....call themselves shitting fans

 

[dunno]

Funnily enough the thread above is title 'Could do a job!' - looks like Goring Gull could - eventually!

 

[Brighton till i die]

Sorry to let you guys in on this but just been for dump only to realise once i'd finished there was no fecking bog paper!!!!!

So i then had to get from one cubicle to next door one trusers round my ankles hoping no one came in.

menatal note - make sure you check bog paper stocks before dropping a log.

i LOVE poo chat!

the thing that concerns me is that you didnt :
1. wipe the toilet seat before you started
2. line the seat with paper - 3 at the back and 2 squares down each side
and
3. put a load of paper down the lo to stop the "plops"


i HAVE to do all 3 of the above before i can kick back and poo in peace. (i am gathering you are in a public/work toilet!)

if you too start doing as mentioned you will NEVER find yourself in such a position again!!

 

[dunno]

Re: Re: AArgghhh

i LOVE poo chat!

the thing that concerns me is that you didnt :
1. wipe the toilet seat before you started
2. line the seat with paper - 3 at the back and 2 squares down each side
and
3. put a load of paper down the lo to stop the "plops"


i HAVE to do all 3 of the above before i can kick back and poo in peace. (i am gathering you are in a public/work toilet!)

if you too start doing as mentioned you will NEVER find yourself in such a position again!!

unless he uses up all the paper doing all the above - which could be a bit of a wounder!

 

[Brighton till i die]

Re: Re: Re: AArgghhh

unless he uses up all the paper doing all the above - which could be a bit of a wounder!

true - but then he would still no there was no paper left before he started poo'ing....thus knwing he wouldnt have enuff to wipe his arse after such duties had been carried out!

 

[Lady Whistledown]

In that situation, you'd have to hope fervently that it turned out to be a magic poo (also known as a ghost poo or phantom poo, depending on where in the county you live).




Hang on, I can't believe I've just contributed to a thread about poo

 

[Brighton till i die]

In that situation, you'd have to hope fervently that it turned out to be a magic poo (also known as a ghost poo or phantom poo, depending on where in the county you live).




Hang on, I can't believe I've just contributed to a thread about poo

i am due a magic poo - i always get one near xmas - 'appy days!

 

[DC Rules]

what's a magic poo?

 

[tedebear]

See as luck would have it - I had a baby so I can now legitimately carry around baby wipes with me - perfect for such situations where I find a cubicle sans parchment! Not that I ever poo outside my own home anyhow....but needs must sometimes...

 

[bhaexpress]

This makes a change, Boring Gull, instead of talking crap is actually talking about crap. Still a crap thread though, in all senses.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

what's a magic poo?

I can't believe I'm going to answer...but hey, here goes.

It's when you have one, but when you go to, er, tidy up afterwards, there's NOTHING there to tidy.

It's even more magic if you look in the bowl and it's mysteriously vanished from there as well

 

[Yoda]

I remember Hungry Joe either posting something the same, or e-mailing a few of the lads here when he was still working at the same office as me.

 

[Brighton till i die]

It's even more magic if you look in the bowl and it's mysteriously vanished from there as well

that is an incredible feeling if you can get the log straight down the S-bend in one go!!