A wee jokette for a Friday

[REDLAND]

Camilla bought a new pair of shoes for her wedding which got
increasingly tighter & tighter as the day went on.

That night after the festivities were finally over, she & Charles

had retired back to their room. Camilla flopped on the bed and said

"Please remove my shoes darling, ones feet are killing one."



Ever obedient, the Prince of Wales attacked her right shoe with vigour
But it would not budge. 'Harder' yelled Camilla.'Harder'

Charles yelled back, 'I'm trying darling! But it's just so bloody tight!'

'Come on give it all you've got ' she cried.



Finally when it released, Charles let out a big groan, and Camilla
exclaimed 'There! Oh God, that feels so good.'

In their bedroom next door The Queen turned to Prince Phillip and said
'See I told you she was still a virgin with a face like that!'

Meanwhile back in the other bedroom Charles was attempting to remove the
other shoe when he cried out 'Oh god, darling this ones even tighter'

At which point Prince Phillip turned and said to the Queen 'That's
my boy, Once a Navy man, always a navy man!



4/10

 

[buller89]

I like

 

[Blackadder]

I'll give it 8/10

 

[Jake Manthorpe]

very clever

 

[Northstander]

Marvellous!!!

 

[bhaexpress]

Have heard it before but it's well worth hearing again, very good

 

[hans kraay fan club]

7.3/10

 

[Pavilionaire]

Quality.

10/10

 

[the hitman]

like that.

 

[cjwoolven]

brilliant.

 

[Gully]

...umm, just wait until the ex-Navy brigade on NSC read that...there could be tears before bed-time...and I don't mean because the hole is a bit tight!