A thread of undisputable facts

[eastlondonseagull]

Number 5 - did that many times.

 

[pasty]

5: Everyone who grew up in the 80's has entered the digits 55378008 into a calculator.

As well as:

5318808

71077354

7100553

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

40. Every man has read about nymphomaniacs. No-one has ever met one.

Ahem.

Have you ever dared enter Belushi's on the seafront on Friday night?

 

[beorhthelm]

32: You've turned into your dad the day you put aside a thin piece of wood specifically to stir paint with.

and you have a slightly paint covered screw driver to open the tins with.

 

[Dave the OAP]

50 odd. If you leave your computer for a week untouched, all your cables will have wound themselves around eachother so making it fecking impossible to quickly find the speaker cable that appears loose

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

People are People. You cannot argue with Depeche Mode.

 

[Questions]

If you drop a cat from a height it will always twist and land on its feet.

If you drop a slice of buttered toast it will always fall buttered side down.

So if you strap a piece of toast buttered side up on to the back of a cat and then drop it from a height you should get ''Perpetual motion''

 

[Superphil]

The number one undisputable fact for today is......


Brighton will play football at their new stadium near Falmer in 3 years time

:yahoo::yahoo::yahoo::yahoo:

 

[Questions]

The number one undisputable fact for today is......


Brighton will play football at their new stadium near Falmer in 3 years time

:yahoo::yahoo::yahoo::yahoo:

What was wrong with waterhall ?

 

[John Dorian]

the Pope didnt like it questions

 

[John Byrne]

You can't sneeze with your eyes open!

 

[Simster]

You will never be able to teach a woman the value of a good forward defensive shot.