A thread of undisputable facts

[Trufflehound]

38. Polar bears are the only mammal with hair on the soles of its feet.

What about Millwall fans?

 

[Trufflehound]

39. It's a long way to Tipperary.

42. Unless you're starting from Limerick.

 

[Trufflehound]

43. If your nose is always running, you clearly don't need legs.

 

[pasty]

Time moves four times faster when you're losing by one goal in injury time.

And four times slower when winning

 

[dougdeep]

Real ale is better than lager.

 

[pasty]

The packets of rock I bought on the Pier yesterday still have "A present from the PALACE pier" stickers on the bags

 

[Staly]

I have met someone who had his arm broken by a swan.

In fact I saw it happen.

 

[Braders]

I have met someone who had his arm broken by a swan.

In fact I saw it happen.

was it at the Vetch field many moons ago?

 

[Badger]

44. If you set your alarm clock for 7.00 you will wake up at 6.59 but if you forget to put your alarm clock on you will wake up late.

 

[Johnny Crumplin Football]

20: Every bloke has at some stage while taking a pee flushed half way through and then raced against the flush.



And every bloke at some stage has tried to do a crap long enough that it hits the water before coming completely out of his arse.

 

[Staly]

was it at the Vetch field many moons ago?

No. No it wasn't. But as a fact it's obviously getting less indisputable by the minute.

Did see someone trying to set fire to a pub near the Vetch once, though.

 

[John Dorian]

45. GHOST Poos (No WIPEAGE Required) Are a truely MAGICAL thing. and deserve a CELEBRATION.

 

[Lokki 7]

I have met someone who had his arm broken by a swan.

A male swan may indeed be capable of breaking a mans arm. But even more devastating is the female swan, capable of breaking a male swans heart with just a glance.

 

[colinpants]

No man is an island, except when he's having a bath.

 

[NMH]

40. Every man has read about nymphomaniacs. No-one has ever met one.

I'm sorry about Everyman - he's missed out on nymphos then.

 

[desprateseagull]

The packets of rock I bought on the Pier yesterday still have "A present from the PALACE pier" stickers on the bags

crikey, they must be out of date by now!

 

[Mendoza]

The Albion have won more games at Withdean than Sussex have won LVCC games at Hove this season!

 

[The Oldman]

Women remember everyones' birthday, Men don't.

 

[Goodfella]

46. ALL Zebras are white, with black stripes.

 

[Goodfella]

47. Coca-Cola was originally Green.