Buzzer
Languidly Clinical
- Oct 1, 2006
- 26,121
I'll start:
1: Triangular sandwiches taste better than square ones
2: At the end of every party there is always a girl crying.
3: One of the most awkward things that can happen in a pub is when your pint-to-toilet cycle gets synchronised with a complete stranger.
4: You've never quite sure whether it's ok to eat green crisps.
5: Everyone who grew up in the 80's has entered the digits 55378008 into a calculator.
6: Reading when you're drunk is horrible.
7: Sharpening a pencil with a knife makes you feel really manly.
8: Your never quite sure whether it's against the law or not to have a fire in your back garden.
10: Nobody ever dares make cup-a-soup in a bowl.
11: You never know where to look when eating a banana.
12: Its impossible to describe the smell of a wet cat.
13: Prodding a fire with a stick makes you feel manly.
14: Rummaging in an overgrown garden will always turn up a bouncy ball.
15: You always feel a bit scared when stroking horses.
16: Everyone always remembers the day a dog ran into your school.
17: The most embarrassing thing you can do as schoolchild is to call your teacher mum or dad.
18: The smaller the monkey the more it looks like it would kill you at the first given opportunity.
19: Some days you see lots of people on crutches.
20: Every bloke has at some stage while taking a pee flushed half way through and then raced against the flush.
21: Old women with mobile phones look wrong !
22: Its impossible to look cool whilst picking up a Frisbee.
23: Driving through a tunnel makes you feel excited.
24: You never ever run out of salt.
25: Old ladies can eat more than you think.
26: You can't respect a man who carries a dog.
27: There's no panic like the panic you momentarily feel when you've got your hand or head stuck in something.
28: No one knows the origins of their metal coat hangers.
29: Despite constant warning, you have never met anybody who has had their arm broken by a swan.
30: The most painful household incident is wearing socks and stepping on an upturned plug.
31: People who don't drive slam car doors too hard.
32: You've turned into your dad the day you put aside a thin piece of wood specifically to stir paint with.
33: Everyone had an uncle/aunt who tried to steal their nose.
34: Bricks are horrible to carry.
35: In every plate of chips there is a bad chip.
1: Triangular sandwiches taste better than square ones
2: At the end of every party there is always a girl crying.
3: One of the most awkward things that can happen in a pub is when your pint-to-toilet cycle gets synchronised with a complete stranger.
4: You've never quite sure whether it's ok to eat green crisps.
5: Everyone who grew up in the 80's has entered the digits 55378008 into a calculator.
6: Reading when you're drunk is horrible.
7: Sharpening a pencil with a knife makes you feel really manly.
8: Your never quite sure whether it's against the law or not to have a fire in your back garden.
10: Nobody ever dares make cup-a-soup in a bowl.
11: You never know where to look when eating a banana.
12: Its impossible to describe the smell of a wet cat.
13: Prodding a fire with a stick makes you feel manly.
14: Rummaging in an overgrown garden will always turn up a bouncy ball.
15: You always feel a bit scared when stroking horses.
16: Everyone always remembers the day a dog ran into your school.
17: The most embarrassing thing you can do as schoolchild is to call your teacher mum or dad.
18: The smaller the monkey the more it looks like it would kill you at the first given opportunity.
19: Some days you see lots of people on crutches.
20: Every bloke has at some stage while taking a pee flushed half way through and then raced against the flush.
21: Old women with mobile phones look wrong !
22: Its impossible to look cool whilst picking up a Frisbee.
23: Driving through a tunnel makes you feel excited.
24: You never ever run out of salt.
25: Old ladies can eat more than you think.
26: You can't respect a man who carries a dog.
27: There's no panic like the panic you momentarily feel when you've got your hand or head stuck in something.
28: No one knows the origins of their metal coat hangers.
29: Despite constant warning, you have never met anybody who has had their arm broken by a swan.
30: The most painful household incident is wearing socks and stepping on an upturned plug.
31: People who don't drive slam car doors too hard.
32: You've turned into your dad the day you put aside a thin piece of wood specifically to stir paint with.
33: Everyone had an uncle/aunt who tried to steal their nose.
34: Bricks are horrible to carry.
35: In every plate of chips there is a bad chip.
