Alan lost his rag and flounced and he said things he probably didn't mean. He's sloped back onto the board in exactly the manner we all knew he would, based on his comedy 29,500 postcount.
If you're going to act like a pompous prick with skin as thick as tissue paper, can't you just PM him for a response instead of posting on these threads, because clearly no one else on this board gives a f*** that he said "f*** the REMF" in a moment of anger.