Megazone
On his last warning
Why is Moscow the busiest city in the world?
Because they're all Russian.
Because they're all Russian.
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A thread full of made up jokes
- Thread starter mejonaNO12 aka riskit
- Start date
Bill Cassidy's tie up
New member
My wife gone to the Caribbean flew Virgin
Jamaica ?
Yes she's an ugly bitch
That is mine
Jamaica ?
Yes she's an ugly bitch
That is mine
Sussexscots
3, 3, 3, 3, 3, 3 3, 3, 3, 3 ,3 ,3 3 coach chuggers
A Glaswegian woman phones the 999 emergency number.
"Ye'll need tae send us an ambulance"! she says "I'm pregnant".
"I'm sorry madam." the operator replies "we can't send you an ambulance just because you're pregnant".
"Ach ye dinnae understand" she says " Ma waters huv broken".
"Ah, well that's different" says the operator "if your waters have broken then certainly we can send an ambulance. Tell me, where are you ringing from"
"Christ man" she says "From ma fanny tae ma feet!"
"Ye'll need tae send us an ambulance"! she says "I'm pregnant".
"I'm sorry madam." the operator replies "we can't send you an ambulance just because you're pregnant".
"Ach ye dinnae understand" she says " Ma waters huv broken".
"Ah, well that's different" says the operator "if your waters have broken then certainly we can send an ambulance. Tell me, where are you ringing from"
"Christ man" she says "From ma fanny tae ma feet!"
The Wookiee
Back From The Dead
Wrong !! It's my Beyoncé poster !!!
portlock seagull
Well-known member
- Jul 28, 2003
- 17,793
Knock knock
Who's there?
Palace
Palace who?
Crystal Palace
Who?
Who's there?
Palace
Palace who?
Crystal Palace
Who?
The Fifth Column
Lazy mug
Watched that new Sunday afternoon show on TV. Couldn't make out what was going on really, bloke in a field blowing a whistle shouting at a steaming great turd in the middle of the field.
One man and his log.
One man and his log.
Megazone
On his last warning
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Alan Pardew.
Who's there?
Alan Pardew.