A Thread full of Joke du Jours

[Alannumber4]

thank you

 

[brighton rock]

 

[Dancin Ninja BHA]

Freaky, just this second logged on and saw your kind smiley BrightonRock!!

Oh well, they make us laugh!!!!!!!!

 

[MRRF 10]

I love these jokes, anymore?

 

[Brighton Jock]

Why does George Michael want to be goalkeeper at Palace, 'cause he'll have ten arseholes in front of him and twenty thousand pricks behind him.................

 

[Braders]

worst 'joke' ever

a man walks into a bookshop and says to the assistant ' i'd like to buy a book by shakespeare' ' which one?' asked the assistant 'william!' came the reply - sorry sh!t post !

 

[MRRF 10]

 

[aftershavedave]

terrible

 

[Scotty Mac]

am i only one that found slightly funny.........

 

[eiregull]

a man walks into a bookshop

'ow did that hurt' asks a passer by

 

[Scotty Mac]

what do u call a man under a pile of leaves?

russel

 

[MRRF 10]

A man walks into a bar............ouch

What do you do when you a spaceman........park in it man

What do you call a shellfish with a sub machune gun?..........
al caprawn

I'll get my coat

 

[MRRF 10]

Why did the submarine blush?.......He saw queen mary's bottom

 

[Biscuit]

 

[MRRF 10]

Why did the lettuce blush?........He saw the salad dressing

 

[Scotty Mac]

why did the crab blush?

because the sea weed

 

[Robot Chicken]

Noooooooo!!!

 

[Dunkstar]

Shakespeare walks into a pub,
the landlord says 'get out you're bard'!

 

[Dropkick Turnip]

Why's the mushroom popular at parties?
'Cos he's a funghi

 

[Brighton Breezy]

why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
It was dead.

Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree?
he was holding hands with the dead on.

Why did th third monkey fall out of the tree?
he thought it was a game.


Why did the chicken cross the road?
It was stuck to the chickenfuckers nob.