A Thread Full of FICTIONAL Reasons Nicky Forster Wants OUT

[Mendoza]

1. Inigo Calderon did a "John Terry" with Mrs Forster

2. New contract offered meant he stil has to wash his own training kit.

3. He was outraged the latest Gullys Girl routine was to music sung by Jedward












lets see if we can get one into the Argus

 

[Scotty Mac]

too distraught over the disappearance of baby potts to continue playing for a club that has such reckless fans

 

[Scotty Mac]

the club not taking the decision to sign alan lee as his strike partner has resulted in him DEMANDING a move to palace to play alongside his irish hero

 

[Braders]

Assistant Manager opportunity became avaliable at Sporting Gijon

 

[Jim D]

Can't stand having his name mispronounced by ex-Albion summarisers.

 

[Scoffers]

He doesn't like the fickle fans, the shit ground, the shit atmosphere and thinks they have brought in too many strikers.

oh, hold on a minute, you said fictional, sorry ok then, how about ...

He was so incensed at the shabby treatment of the bats in DeVechi's case that he simply couldn't concentrate during training.

 

[Cheeky Monkey]

He wants to spend more time duetting with Beyonce on "Haiti I can see your halo"

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Real Madrid have been sniffing around after their bid for Victor Moses was turned down by Palace.

 

[Rookie]

doesn't want to lose his place to his kid next season

 

[herbicide]

It's another "Villafest"!

 

[skipper734]

His maximum wage of £20 a week wasn't going far. On reading of JT's antics he discovered younger footballers were paid a lot more now days and the maximum wage was abandoned by Jimmy Hill in 1960. This upset him as Uncle Dick had told him it was the max. he was allowed by law to pay him.

 

[tottenhamseagull]

He found out that it was Frigging Frank Spencer driving the coach on the a380 when they crashed twice in 2 weeks.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

He heard some away fans singing "does your boyfriend know you're here" and feared he was about to be outed.

 

[wellquickwoody]

He found out that it was Frigging Frank Spencer driving the coach on the a380 when they crashed twice in 2 weeks.

Groundhog day?

 

[The Grockle]

He has received an offer he can’t refuse…. He is taking over from Alexander the meerkat from compare the meerkat.com adverts. Unconfirmed reports are suggesting Alexander was bitten by a poisonous snake whilst visiting friends at Meerkat manor.

 

[Cullip4]

As opposed to the actual reason which is that Holroyd has it written into his contract that he will be wearing number 9 next season and Nicky is not happy at all

 

[Everest]

He won't be let home early enough to watch Loose Women.

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

he bought the villa issue of TSLR and was OUTRAGED that he wasn't in my "top 10 flair players list"


"what the f***?! turienzo's lovechild you PRICK!!!!! i'm off"

 

[Vatican Citys No.2 Keeper]

Groundhog day?

Groundhog day?

 

[Northstander]

He found out that it was Frigging Frank Spencer driving the coach on the a380 when they crashed twice in 2 weeks.

Groundhog Day!!